Hinata : *gives Suga coffee*
Suga : hey sweetie
want mommy to chaperone you on your first school field trip-
*looks at clock*
It's 12.02 pm
Suga : ...
Hinata : ...
Suga : FUUUUUUUUUUK!!! WE'RE LATE FOR THIS GOD DAMN BULLSHIT!!!
Suga suddenly went rouge and almost burned his own house
what an inspirational mom
Suga : KAGEYAMA!! WAKE UP!! WE'RE LEAVING IN NEGATIVE 6 MINUTES!!
Hinata : *tries to get some attention*
Suga : GO WAKE UP FUCKING KAGEYAMA!!
Hinata : *tries to watch TV*
Suga : NO TIME FOR DORA!!
in the car
Suga : MOMMA GONNA GO THROUGH TIME!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Hinata : ...
Ukai : can we get some ice cream when we get there?
Suga : dad what are you doing here?
Ukai : I've been locked in here since last Friday
Suga : oh yeah that's good, oh look
there's that freak I've been telling you about
Himekawa : welcome to the park, thank you for bringing your fucking kids
Suga : alright we're here
Hinata : ...
Suga : what?
at the park
Suga : okay Hinata go and play with your friends
Hinata : ...
Suga : don't touch me!! Go and play with your fucking friends
well, hello, Nekomata, you look great today
Nekomata : oh hey Sugawara
look at you, outta the house by noon
Naoi : I'm here having a nice picnic with my boss
Nekomata : I need more coke
Naoi : we packed pepsi
we're here to celebrate her breakthrough role as a butt pimple cure spokesperson
...
Naoi : don't ask how
at the middle of the park
Himekawa : this is a poison ivy, they are extremely nutritious
*eats poison ivy*
*vomits poison ivy*
I was incorrect
technical difficulties
Himekawa : my name is Himekawa and I've been park ranger for a month
later
Himekawa : excuse me, Seijoh man
please do that in the bathroom
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Crackyuu
FanfictionA book about the chaoticness of the Haikyuu!! characters. To be honest, this book is just me dumping my chaotic ideas in book form Request : closed I don't own Haikyuu!! the series belongs to Haruichi Furudate. Thank you, Furudate-sensei for writin...
