Me : Hey, motherf-- I mean, hey my sweet little brother!
Bro : what?
Me : do you remember what I taught you?
Bro : what?
Me : what does the cat say?
Bro : oh that
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Oya oya oya
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RIEFUU!!!
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Kyanma!!
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Nice toss, salonpas
Me : what does Mr. Freeze say?
Bro : chill out
Me : what does the eagle/swan say?
Bro : you should've come to Shiratorizawa
Me : what does the guest monster say?
Bro : baki baki ni ore
Me : what does Godzilla say?
Bro : Shittykawa
Me : what does the alien fanboy say?
Bro : Iwa-chan!
Me : what does the owl say?
Bro : HEY HEY HEY!!
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AGAAAAASHI!!
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Bokuto-san
Me : what does the onigiri say?
Bro : 'Tsumu
Me : what does the fox say?
Bro : 'Samu
Me : what does the wall say?
Bro : Go! Go! Let's go! Let's go! Dateko!
Me : what does the milk crow say?
Bro : Boke! Hinata Boke!
Me : what does the orange crow say?
Bro : Baka! Kageyama Baka!
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Noya-san!
Me : what does the angel crow say?
Bro : negativity BEGONE!
Me : what does the Buddha crow say?
Bro : Tanaka-senpai!
Me : what does the thunder crow say?
Bro : ROLLINGU THUNDAAA!!!
Me : what does the French fry crow say?
Bro : Yamaguchi urusai
Me : what does the cinnamon roll crow say?
Bro : gomen Tsukki
Me : what does the dead-- I mean, dad crow say?
Bro : I forgot...
Me : you little bi--
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What does the seagull say?
Bro : EHH?! EEEEHHG?!
Me : I have taught you well
YOU ARE READING
Crackyuu
FanfictionA book about the chaoticness of the Haikyuu!! characters. To be honest, this book is just me dumping my chaotic ideas in book form Request : closed I don't own Haikyuu!! the series belongs to Haruichi Furudate. Thank you, Furudate-sensei for writin...
