Clause 3: Nerds shall not give in to the social convention of using what is termed by modern teenage human beings as “chat language” in most forms of speech and writing.
Examples of Unacceptable Abbreviations: OMG, OMFG, LOL, JKJK
EXCEPTION: “Chat Language” is only appropriate in the following circumstances:
1. When in an extreme hurry to deliver a message.
2. To emphasize something drastically, in speech or online.
3. Occasionally when actually chatting or texting (FORBIDDEN FOR EMAILS), in order to conserve time, money, and energy.
4. When imitating and/or mimicking a Non-Nerd
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A/N: OK, I really really am horrible at Author's Notes (hence why I usually don't write them), but here goes.
This clause was more a filler clause, and the next clause, which is much longer and slightly funnier (I hope?) is almost written. That will be up very very soon. This clause, and maybe the next, might be a bit boring, but stick with me.
I'm thinking of adding a 'common phrases' section to this, but I need some common phrases to convert to nerd code. If anyone is actually reading this note, or even this story, feel free to leave a common phrase down in the comments. Or you could message the phrases to me. Thanks for reading....
