Coot - idiot
Rib - wife
Cat-heads - Boobs (I am convinced a man made this one)
Rusty gut - old man
Aptycock - a quick witted or intelligent young man
Not up to dick - not well/ill (what I currently am)
Boodle - a crowd of ppl
Hornswoggle/ Honey-fuggle - cheating
Coot - idiot
Powder my hair - drink alcohol
Dilly dally - take your time with something unimportant (flashbacks to my English teacher screaming at me to stop dilly dallying)
Bow wow mutton - dog meat
Mutton-shunter - a police officer getting prostitute's off the street
Fly rink - bald man
Daddles - hands
Gigglemug - smiley face
Umble cum stumble - is that understood
Jammiest bits of jam - perfect girl
Drumsticks - legs
Gas pipes - tight pants
Yuhhh. Why am I doing this again? If any of these aren't right then please correct me. Yuh that's it for part 2
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A Strumpet church bells diary
Non-FictionA collection of Old English words that baffle me. This is an extension from our popcorn family. do with this information what you will
