Hamilton in 7 minutes

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Me: *kicks down a door* Hello B*TCHES!

G. Wash: Language

Me: Sorry, Dad

Alex: *secretly jealous*

Me: Anyway, we're reacting to HAMILTON!!!... in 7 minutes

Thomas: Great, more things about that gremlin

Alex: Shut up, Jeffersh*t

G. Wash: Language

Alex: Sorry, Dad... wait I mean-

Everyone except me and G. Wash: 😲 👁️👄👁️

Me and G. Wash: 😑

Me: We're getting off-topic, let's just continue this

Thomas: I would rather tease the gremlin than watch another Hamilton animatic.

Me: TOO BAD!! I'm the host so you can't f*cking pick!!

G. Wash: Language

Me: Sorry, alright let's start *Brings in a TV and cassette tape*

Angelica: We're going old school, nice

Me: *puts in a cassette tape*

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a
whore, and a Scotsman, dropped in the

middle of a forgotten spot in the
The Caribbean by providence, impoverished in
squalor, grow up to be a hero and a
sholar?
(What's your name, man?)
Alexander Hamilton...

Alex: Did we just time skip or something
Me: No, it's not called Hamilton in 7 minutes for anything.
Thomas: Yeah, Alex
Alex: I said it once and I'll say it twice, Shut up Jeffersh-
Me: *clasps my hand on Alex's mouth* Shh

My name is Alexander Hamilton.
And there's a million things I haven't
done. But just you wait, just you wait.
(Just you wait!)
I am not throwin' away my, shot.{2x}

Hey yo, I'm just like my country. I'm
young, scrappy, and hungry, and I'm not
throwin' away my, shot!
(Eva, Eva)
Raise a glass to the four of us,
(To the four of us)
tomorrow they'll be more of us,
(They'll be more of us)
tellin the story of-
(Work, Work)
Angelica,
(Work, Work)
Eliza,
and Peggy!
The Schuyler sisters!
Eliza, I'm looking for a mind at work!
Hey! Hey!
(Wooaheey!)
Hey!
In the greatest city, in the greatest
city in the world!
(In the world)

Oceans rise, Empires fall! We have seen
each other, through it all! And when
push comes to shove, I will send a
fully armed battalion to remind you of
my love!
Da, da, da, da, da! Da, da-da, da,

da-ya-da, da, da, da...
We are outgunned!

Peggy: This is quite good

(What?)
Outmanned!
(What?)
Outnumbered, out planned
and we're gonna make an all-out stand!
You know I'm gonna need a right-hand man
Ooo! I do, I do, I do, I do.
Boy, you got me helpless!
(Got me so)
Look into your eyes and the sky's the
limit I'm...
(Helpless)
(Down for the count and I'm)
Drowning in 'em!
To your union!
(To the union! To the revolution!)
And the hope that you provide!
(You provide! {2x})

Me: Ugh, I want this on Spotify

May you always..be satisfied!
(Satisfied, Satisfied)
Life doesn't discriminate, between the
sinners and the saints.

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