Peter
Ned question how do
Remove an umbrella
From my stomach??
???
1) Im not Ned
2) how tf did you get
Stabbed by an umbrella
Peter
Ned stop messing with me
Now tell me how ot get this
Umbrells out of my stomach
Before i bleed out
???
I told you im not Ned
Peter
Well can you atleast
Tell me how to get this umbrella ???
Out of me. Leave the umbrella in place,
If you move it youll burst
blood vessels and bleed out
If you cannot breath
With it in place youll most likely die
But thats irrelevant
Apply pressure to the umbrella and try to stay calm of
Dizziness.
Peter
And them what???
???
GO TO THE HOSPITAL
Tony's POV
He felt worried about this mysterious person he was chatting with. Tony's eyes were filled with disbelief. How does one get stabved with an umbrella. He was in a meetimg when he recived the message. His eyes widen at the text that had jjst popped up on his phone "And that why the g- TONY! Are you listening??" asked director Fury "Y-yeah I got a text from one of my interns..."
Peter's POV
I read the text on my phone i couldnt go to the hospital they eould know who i was, "He Karen, how can removed and umbrella from my stomach???" He asked his AI "Im afraid Mr. Parker your going to need professional help" Karen suggested "Ok uh contact the nerest Ambulance, and DONT let them look under my masked" Peter stated "Will do Spidey" Karen chuckled "NO TIME TO BE LAUGHING KAREN, YOUR KID JUST GOT STABBED WITH AN UMBRELLA HERE" Peter yelled.
-{Mimi}
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