Peter Parker x Girl!PeriodTalk!emotionallyunstable!Reader
Yall I literally witnessed this and i cant stop thinking about it so im writing abt it
Yn has created a group chat
Yn has added Tony, Steve, Nat, Bucky, Clint, Wanda, Pietro, Sam and Peter
Yn: LMAOOOOOO
Peter: WTF JUST HAPPENED LMFAO
Bucky: Leave me alone
Steve: Let them talk
Nat: Whats so funny
Yn: WHAT ME AND PETER JUST WITNESSED DKFKFKDD
Tony: What happened!??!
Clint: Apparently "Im to old to play with barbies" so entertain me
Wanda: Are you okay? Did you crash Tony's car? Did you get attacked by a HYDRA agent!??!?!
Pietro: Dude calm down
Wanda: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN
Sam: Ya'll, Glowy just threw Barney out the window
Steve: WHAT!?! MY BORKEY!?! IS HE OKAY!??!?
Sam: lol idk he just flew out da window. His second tragic fall
Peter: YALL WANNA HERE THE FRICKIN STORY OR NOT
Yn: ITS IMPORTANT
Steve: Okay, okay go on
Yn: lol so we were at this Little mini store, like a convinient store and this man just came up to us and stood next to us
Peter: And we were just there and then this dude started wispering something to us he was like " You two greanies wanna buy some of the avas...?"
Yn: And we were like wtf is this guy talking about he was like " Ya want some of the cado, ya know the extended guac"
Tony: Wth
Peter: And we were just standing there, eyes wide and we were like "bitch wtf you talkin bout 'extended guac' ???"
Yn: And he was all like " Yall kids wanna buy some of the good stuff" then he pulled out 2 avocadoes out of his pocket and at that point Peter and I were ready to burst out laughing so we were like
" Is t-that... *le gasp* AVOCADOES!?"
Peter: And everyone looked at us because Yn screamed and i was like :" Shhhhhh, yeah, yeah we will take, how many..?"
Yn: " 2 of them"
Me: "we'll take two" then i handed him 20 bucks and he gave us the avvocadoes and we left the store and we have two avocadoes now and we dont even like avocado
Yn: And the best part is we went into the store to get the batteries for the flashlights and we didnt even get them we were to busy dealing @v0c@d0es so we got distracted
Sam: ... I am confusion
Tony: ... You guys didnt buy the flashlights but instead bought 2 avocadoes from a ava dealer??
Yn: Yup
Peter: Pretty much
Wanda: Yall Bologna suasage isnt waking up
Clint: Oh, is he breathing?
Wanda: Ya, i think the fall did him bad
Pietro: why r u 2 acting like Bitch boy isnt passed out n Peter and Yn didnt get caught up with an Ava dealer and didnt even buy the batteries
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