My Folgers Dream (by: the lemon drop girl don't associate me with this)

Hi I'm Marinette 

I was a good person before it all went down... and I still am! If love is a crime then CALL ME A CRIMINAL YOU SICK FREAKS!

I was hanging with my HOA girlies, and then I saw him. Dusty and alone, a box of a strange thing called "Folgers" was sitting.

"Oh Linda you silly little goose!" I gasped, "Who's that lovely fella over there."

"H-huh?" Linda tried to pretend she didn't know just what I was talking about.

"Rawr~" I smirked, "He's got assets~"

"Please god take what you want just leave me alone the meeting ended hours ago." Linda said. Such a jokester her! Classic Linda!

"Well I do have to get back home! Thanks for spending time girlie!" I grabbed the Folgers and left.