My Folgers Dream (by: the lemon drop girl don't associate me with this)

I'm a normal girl, with a normal life

I have three darling little angels. I take good care of them, no gross vaccines, healing crystals every morning, and of course, thrice a day prayers!

My kids are such amazing little sweethearts.

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I HATE THOSE STUPID LITTLE BRATS! I HOPE GOD HIMSELF (amen) WILL RIP THROATS OUT AND STICK VACCINES IN THEM.

I'm trying to have a zoom call with some long distance clients, and they're complaining that little Jimmy is dying and that I haven't fed them for weeks! I mean, heLLO? I just gave them a seaweed health smoothie like... a few days ago! Those smoothies are filled with seaweed goodness and nothing else to clog up their systems. Kids these days!

Anyways like, it's so hard to focus! So I grab that hot coffee I saw earlier. Despite how different... and...sexy.... he's still coffee... so maybe.

I make a hot, hot cup of Folgers coffee. I take a sip. I try to conceal my moan so that the zoom meeting doesn't hear me. At least the kids are in school now... as soon this meeting ends... there's gonna be some fun shenanigans in this houses.