daddyneil: WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY??!
louisisupharrysass69: no
icansuckharrysbigtoe247: oh no the crackhead is back at it again
niallnailme: i hate your stories it always ends in someone being thrown into space from a cannon ball
daddyneil: well i'm gonna tell y'all anyways
happydays420: ah shít here we go again
daddyneil: once upon a time there was an avocado and a watermelon. they lived in a fruit salad with bunch of other fruits
breakmyneckzayn: ok this one is interesting
daddyneil: [replying to breakmyneckzayn] sure is. you better grab a tissue by the end of this story
breakmyneckzayn: FGDFGJKSS HE DID NOT JUST REPLY TO ME OMG *faints*
daddyneil: these two fruits were lovers. they loved each other to death. they were also almost married when a pussy name pussymon had to interrupt and bite the watermelon. now the watermelon doesn't have any legs.
potatatooooooo666: niall i mean neil where is this story heading?
daddyneil: [replied to potatatooooooo666] you'll see soon
niallnailme: OMG LOUIS IS THAT YOU
daddyneil: soooo, ANYWAYS back to the story. angry little avocado named luigi gets mad and decides to make a plan with his soon to be husband, henry.
louisisupharrysass69: funny how their names are luigi and henry, niall
daddyneil: why y'all keep calling me niall. me names neil
daddyliamsfootbussin: sureeeeee "neil"
daddyneil: luigi and henry other wise known as lenry, shoves a jellybean up pussymon's ass. who finally died due to a lung cancer that was caused in his heart. the end
princessharry: 🧍🏻♀️ wot
niallchokeme: where's the sad part neil
daddyneil: [niallchokeme] nvm you right there's no sad part hehe 🤪🤪
larryismyhome28: the sad part is that i stayed til the end to read this ...
niallerspotatoes: the even sadder bit is that i actually liked this story compared to his other ones
daddyneil: mUHAHAHA👹👹
*goes offline*
YOU ARE READING
story time with nialler
אקראיniall tells bs stories in his twitter feeds, but there's a twist. it's not really in his actual account, he uses his spam account that "no one knows about" and he goes by the name neil.
