Friendship is truly magic-A Mordetwi Crackfic

The breakup and makeup

Edited for formatting issues

Twilight sat on the hill alone and tears rolled down her cheeks, she had loved apple Jack and now the only pony licking her tight horse pussy was rainbow dash. "Mind if I sit ?" Came a voice from behind
"Mordecai!?" Twilight said startled
"I thought you and Rigby were sold to a whore house"
"I escaped when I heard about you and apple Jack, I'm so sorry I know how much you enjoyed doing BDSM with her" Mordecai explained sympathetically.
His feathers were still as soft as ever even after months of being bred in the whore house. Twilight watched as his wing reached her fat fucking thighs. "Mordecai I.. I can't do this right now, I know you have some voluptuous bird cake back there but I don't think I have the strength or emotional stability to peg anyone right now" Twilight murmured tears still streaming

"Please baby I waited for this moment, I know you can do it, I know you miss AJ and her soaking wet pony puss but you're better than her you know why?" Mordecai questioned
"Why?" Twilight pouted
"Because I know that rainbow dash is a slut with multiple strains of herpes that are gonna ruin apple jack's juicy meat flaps" said Mordecai in a flirtatious voice. Twilight let out a soft giggle and wiped the remaining tears of her face. "Alright let's go get your tasty cloaca ready for my massive strap on"