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( Hollywood arts) lily's pov

we were all eating lunch when cat came to our table with a giant machine, she sets the machine down in the table, all looked at her and continued eating

cat: Don't you guys wanna know What that is?

jade: Is it a transporter From the future That can beam you To another table, 'Cause if it is, What button do I push?

lily: jade.

cat: That's so hurtful.

tori: You know, You don't always have to be Mean to everyone.

cat: See, Tori's interested In my device.

tori: I'm really not.

andré: Aw, c'mon little Red, Tell us about your doo-Hickey.

cat: Okay, it's called: The snowbee. Watch.

she pressed a button and fake snow started coming out of the machine, jade pressed the button and turned it off.

cat: It makes pretend snow. 

andré: I see that.

beck: It's all over my tostada.

lily: it's also on my pasta.

tori: And my pizza.

cat: Well, do not eat it. 

jade: Why?

cat: 'Cause it says The fake snow is toxic And can cause Abdominal bleeding. 

we all looked at our food and pushed it towards the middle of the table.

tori: So what made you Buy a machine That poisons people's lunches? 

cat: This catalog.

she said showing us a magazine

beck: sky store?

cat: yeah. I went to visit my uncle And uncle this weekend In San Francisco, And they had these on the plane. It's like filled with all kinds Of cool stuff you can buy. Oh, like this: A tree face. You put it on your tree To give it a face.

lily: What if you don't have A tree? 

cat: it also works on bushes.

then robbie came to our table complaining about something.

robbie: Unbelievable. You guys have no idea How upset I am about... It snowed? In los angeles?

rex: I told you Global warming was bogus.

robbie: Stop watching fox news. 

rex: No, it's fair and balanced.

tori: Dude... 

beck: It's not real snow. 

jade: But you can eat it. 

I put jade's hand down

robbie: I don't wanna eat anything.

lily: okay, what happened?

 tori: What are you all upset about? 

beck: This time? 

robbie: The seniors, The ones who run the slap...

cat: Dotcom? 

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