Barney X Megamind - a cursed fanfiction

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As we kept running, I heard guards chasing us, Megamind quickly turned around.

M: DUCK!

He shot the laser at the guards and with one hit they were gone.

B: DUDE, WTF, YOU JUST KILLED THEM

M: Yes, but are there guards chasing us? No, so I did us a favour

That confirmed it, he was crazy.

Eventually, we reached town and Megamind got rid of his orange shirt.

M: Follow me, I know where we can hide

I knew it wouldn't be long until the police came after us, so I followed him. As we were running, I couldn't stop thinking on where he was taking me. Was he taking me to his house?!??!??!?!?! I blushed at that fact before almost running into him.

B: Where are we?

M: My secret lab 

B: Secret lab?

M: Come on, let's go

He started walking and he fazed through the gate. 

B: WHAT?!?!?!

Suddenly he poked his head out

M: Come on now, don't make me wait

I walked through the wall to see a bunch of random experiments and a big robotic ape thing with a fishbowl as a head, I think it was a piranha that was inside.

B: What's that? I said, pointing at the robotic ape thing

M: That's minion 

Minion: Welcome back, sir, who's this?

M: That's Barney, he will stay here for a while

Wait, I would be staying here this was the best day of my life, I was going to stay at Megamind's lab. Things couldn't be better.

Minion: Where would he sleep, sir???

M: With me of course

 and I was sleeping with him too?!?!?!?! My day just got 100 times better.

Minion: well then time to go to bed sir, it's pretty late

M: alright Barney, if you would follow me

B: ok

I followed him through a set of inventions and experiments until we reached a door. 

M: This is where you will be sleeping

He said, pointing to the giant bed in the middle of the room.

I was very happy I got to sleep next to the guy I loved.