cool peeps the book

Cool peeps robbing a bank

(warning contains slightly mature hints) (NO HORNY)

*settings: cool peeps is broke and decides to rob a wallmart*

Tilllon: PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG!!
Kat: *nods in agreement*
Karlat (who has noticed that kesha is playing on the radio): I HEAR YOUR HEAAART BEAT TO THE BEAT OF THE DRUUUUUUUUM
Tilllon: KARLAT!
Karlat: oH yeah! PUT THE MOTHERFUCKING MONEY IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BAG!!
(Tilllon and Kat point their guns at the shop owner while Karlat points his fake gun at himself)
Shop owner: u-u-uh ok-kay give me a-a m-m-minute
(Karlat points his fake gun at the shop owner)
Karlat: YAYAYYAY
(Kat smiles lightly)
Tilllon: Hurry up we don't have all day
(drivers license starts playing)
Karlat: ... IS THIS STRAIGHT MUSIC?!?!?!? DIE
(Karlat attempts to shoot the shop keeper realizing his gun is fake)
Kat: I-
Tilllon: This is why we gave you a fake gun... your gonna kill everyone for the stupidest reasons
Karlat: True
Shop keeper: H-h-here you g-g-go
(Shop keeper hands money to Kat)
Karlat: Thanks bestie!
Tilllon: Lets go before the cops get here
(Cool peeps leaves the building)
Kat: Uhm guys..?
Tilllon: What?
Kat: Wheres Karlat-?
Tilllon: omfg KARLAT YOU LITTLE FRICKER
Karlat (sobbing on the sidewalk as airplanes is playing): i could really use a wish rn...
Tilllon: KARLAT WHAT THE HECK
Karlat: Look...
(Karlat points at purple and blue item)
Tilllon: Karlat this is stupid lets go
Karlat: Okay emo
Tilllon: I AM NOT EMO