"Ugh IVE HAD UP TO HERE Y/N! UR NOT swag ENOUGH TO BE MY DAUGHTER I TAKING YOU TO THE "ADOPTION CENTER FOR POOR MORHER'S STUPID CHILDREN" UGH" Biden yells at you in the middle of the ice cream isle in Walmart.
"nooooooooooooooo pls noo" you yell while sobbing.
He drags you there in ur golden Porsche and throws you in the adoption center, then immediately leaves.
At the front desk there is lord Farquhad making out with Billie Eyelash.
"Uhm hi?" You say.
"Oh I'm so sorry bye farquaddy ;)" Billie eyelash leaves and whispers in your ear on the way out,
"He's so hot I love him."
"Good 4 u!" You say happily.
Olivia Rodrigo then headbutts it's through the cealing
"WELL GOOD 4 U U LOOK HAPPY AND HEALTHY NOT ME IF U EVER CARED TO ASK 😞" then walks out.
"Ok." You say then walk up to the front desk.
He gives you a form.
Name:______
Date_______
Why ur mom leave u:____________
ok bye
you fill out
Name: captain ravioli
Date: please
Why ur mom leave you: not swag 😭
