Donald Trump walks into the adoption center.
"Omg UwU, Donald sempai! I'm ur biggest fan!" I said with a UwU voicec.
"Mmm shawty" you look to ur left and there is barry bee benson saying mmm shawty.
Donald sempai goes to him and takes him out.
"oh no that wasn't suppose to happen, i'm yeehaw trUmp supporter." i say
"cancledd" lord fartquad says reading his smutty shrek x sonic fanfic.
"ok bye i'm leaving to go follow him uwu" i say again.
i finally catch up to his nasa race car that daddy elon musk forced him to get. him and barry are just talking normally, and then they get out of the big monster truck and into the white house. i'm sneaky so i follow them in. there's game rooms and then they finally get into daddy donald's ;) room. barry looks around. on his bed is a anime girl with especially huge budonkerdongs and assticle. barry goes and looks at it, then goes to flip it over.
"DONT FLIP THAT OBER BSRRY BO BO BEAR! it's bad even for me" trump says, his red face (yes red) sweating and his hands shaking.
i try to get a closer look and it turns out that the anime body pillow is obama.
they settle down and trump leads barry into his room. it looks like a gamer girl, (what barry is 😝) room and he looks around.
i couldn't believe it. this was suppose to be mine. why didn't he pick me? i'm the best choice, and this barry "boo boo bear" was just not right. i know trump.. i always have! he might not know it, but we've been best friends since he was born!!
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backstory next lol
i feel so cringe writing this but yknow it's just my humor so deal with this bad writing >:) <3
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