Sam: i walked downstairs playing music thinking i had headphones and singing then I walked downstairs to find that not only was my mother there but she was on call with her boss
Will: your mums boss has lost their hearing bc you sound horrible
Sam: shut up
Will: I climbed through Sams window to see her leaving the room to take a bath
Eteled: I remember hearing that
Ria: yeah he stayed that the window for a long time
Will: you know that's not true
Will: the staying at the window
Austin: I said to eteled "I've been having fun with you over the past couple of years Henry" and it sounded so wrong and I realised when eteled said trying not to laugh "no you haven't" then I went red and forgot how to live for a second.
Eteled wheezing
Kyle: mine is that I was playing hide and seek and I found Nathan in the closet
Sam: oh no starts sniggering
Kyle: and I went it and said found you
Kyle: then my dad said "these fucking kids left the door unlocked again" and then locked up in there. So we were stuck there until his mum came to pick him up
Sam: how is that embarrassing
Eteled: idk if you know Sam but closets don't have much room
Austin: so they were practically sitting on each other
Eteled: basically yes
Sam: did you come out the closet?
Nathan: haha my dude...
Eteled: mine was that I didn't like my dad. So I decided when he needed to go to the toilet, I would say I was desperate. So that's what i did. I decided to fucking flood the bathroom by blocking the toilet hole thing with my SHIT instead of the tissue bc it would smell horrible
Sam: how old are you here?
Eteled: 5-7
Nathan: a smart 5 year old
Eteled: so I did the put our bucket on the floor and flipped it over so I wouldn't have to step on the poo water and then did the biggest SHIT and got the plunger and headed for the bucket near the door, stood on it flushed with the plunger several times until the bucket was floating. I quickly opened the door, rushed you and closed it and told my dad it was free then I ran to my room laughing. Yeah he was not happy
Austin: hold up did you wipe
Sam: uh-
Eteled: yeah I did before I flushed
Kyle stops wheezing
Kyle: funniest shit
Nathan: I didn't expect something like that from you eteled
Eteled: don't speak about this.
Austin: fine
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