My Vegetative Partner Opened His Eyes in Anger After I Ran Away

Chapter 4

Daddy, Your Little Cutie is Online

Translator: Callis

Early in the morning, a strange electronic sound suddenly resounded in Tang Wan’s mind, which frightened him into sitting straight up. 

The Marshal, who had been sleeping for a long time to recover his spiritual strength, was startled awake by his partner. Zong He looked at the panicking Tang Wan with an irritated face. He placed his paws on Tang Wan’s forehead and gently kneaded. What a stupid fellow! He was here, what was there to be afraid of?

Tang Wang looked around carefully, he seriously suspected that he had just experienced an auditory hallucination. He found the cat in front of him, and Zong He wasn’t there. Tang Wan breathed a sigh of relief. “Da Zhuang, when did you come?”

Tang Wan’s face softened. He gently touched the kitten’s head, pacifying him, and then lay back down. He put the kitten on his chest and let him continue to sleep.

At this time, the strange electronic voice in his head rang out again: “The Earth Pet System has been upgraded successfully, and has now become the Earth Animal System. This system can exchange animals based on the owner’s popularity. Previously, there had only been starting pets, but now they can be classified according to their evolutionary process and shape, from invertebrates to vertebrates. 

The order of exchange was: protozoa → coelenterata → platyhelminthes → roundworms + annelids → mollusks → arthropods → fish → amphibians → reptiles → birds and mammals.

For many other side missions, the host is invited to explore freely.”

After Tang Wan heard what the system said, he pressed his lips together. Was it serious about the protozoa? Like paramecium, solar worms, plasmodium, that kind of thing?!

Looked again, fuck! All his points were deducted! Garbage system! Automatic deductions! You have such nerve!

The system was not binding, and its function was relatively simple. High popularity would unlock new animals. He had already unlocked an alpaca. The next step was to buy a lion that he would call Simba.

Now all the points had been used to upgrade the system!

Tang Wan thought of clicking open the system button and couldn’t help himself: Seriously, paramecium and earthworms? What would he want these things for?

How hard would it be to find a person that could look at an enlarged paramecium and exclaim: Aiya~ what a perfect shoe horn ah~
Licking the screen for this slap-on insole creature~
What a lovely worm~ Give me a kiss~
Wa~ The head is as cute as the butt, I can see the perfect five facial features on it, beautiful and moving~ 

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

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There were giant pandas!! 

Tang Wan sat up again excitedly: too powerful!

Zong He, who had been sleeping on Tang Wan’s chest, was tossed off once again. A claw was pressed to Tang Wan’s neck and his teeth were bared. Golden eyes cooled without a trace of warmth, as if they were looking at prey that was about to die under his claws!