fake romeo and juliet: itch and kevin

itch has feelings for kevin?? oh no

POV ITCH: 

yo wassup im itch my best friend is kevin

he does not know it but i am in love with him

his hair smells like bubblegum, his tooth looks like a sexy horse and his forehead is as shiny as diamonds 

he is very handsome HE IS PERFECT IN MY EYES

i have been BEsT fRIeNDs with him since we were born

i had just realized that i was in love with him last week

but im definitely not telling him