fake romeo and juliet: itch and kevin

wedding

ITCH POV:

we got married

and that night we had boomboom all night

yayy i got pregnant even tho im a boy 

every time he looks at me i feel like im falling in love all over again

we left the hotel

but the moment i stepped out side the hotel an elephant ran past and stepped on KEVIN he was crushed to death 

i was sad

so i made the elephant step on me too

we are now both dead

byebye