Ganyu: do the harbingers know its your parents who started the fire??
"What."
His random yell must have woken you up as Scaramouche heard a yawn beside him and immediately put your phone on the bedside table and hurried out of the room before you could open your eyes.
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I was bored ok
Venti: I SWEAR TO THE GODS
Paimon: you are a god
Venti: VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE
Eula: That's my line!
Venti: YOU BITCHES MUTED ME FOR 1 HOUR
Venti: tHAT FELT LIKE 2103898129012903128012 YEARS
Venti: I THOUGHT I WAS ASLEEP FOR YEARS AGAIN
Venti: MAN THE ENTIRE CATACLYSM COULDA HAPPENED WITH HOW LONG I WAS MUTED
Venti: COULD HAVE SAVED DVALIN AGAIN IN THAT ONE HOUR
Diluc: we kinda did in one hour
Venti: shut up
Lumine: we get it venti we dont ever mute you again
Paimon: not promising that
Lumine: LMAO
Childe: when ur own bf refers to you as tartaglia
Scaramouche: zhongli isn't even ur boyfriend
Childe: shut up omega
Scaramouche: OMEGA
Scaramouche: WHAT DID U JUST CALL ME
Scaramouche: AJAX
Dottore: HUASDBSJA
Scaramouche: STOP LAUGHING
Dottore: no omega
Scaramouche: IM BLOCKING YOU TWO
Childe: NOHUSJKDNSAJ
Dottore: no you old bitch
Scaramouche: your literally older than me
Dottore: oh yea
Childe: LMAO
Scaramouche: please go die ajax
Childe: glady
Scaramouche: WAIT I DIDNT MEAN IT-
Childe: omg he cares
Scaramouche: shut up
Childe: no omega
Scaramouche: YO???
Dottore: aw is the omega in heat
Scaramouche: HUH
Scaramouche: bITCH WHAT
Scaramouche: IM IGNORING THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION
Signora: babygorl are u lost
Scaramouche: didnt know we were in 365 dni
Signora: HAHAHA
Scaramouche: explain how omegaverse works
Dottore: ok so basically the alphas r like the big bad wolfs and the omegas are like those bitches in wattpad fics with eMerAld blUe oRbs and mEssY BlOnde HaIR who are also 3'1
Scaramouche: im not an omega
Signora: if u say so babygorl
Scaramouche: STOP
YOU ARE READING
Great, It's like a hidden identity (Genshin!Scaramouche x Fem!Reader)
RomanceAs a Fatui Agent and Scaramouche's secretary AND assistant, you're always doing errands and filling out paperwork- even for the other Harbingers! You don't seem to get a break. Then, unexpectedly, during your break, Lumine adds you to a group chat. ...
