Mafia parents~

Aw hell nah

Boruto pov

So we are having a family game night so tell me why my dad asked the most dumbest question.

" True or false Boruto " Naruto gives him the card

" True " Boruto says

" Are you a virgin ? " Naruto asks

" Are you dumb ? " hinata asks looking at him dumbfounded

" dad ? " Himawari bursts out laughing

" wait- that question was for Himawari " Naruto awkwardly says

" My girlfriend is pregnant with not one baby but possibly two babies so what you think ? " Boruto laughs

" What are y'all playing ? " Sarada comes in the room after taking a 10 hour nap

" this Dumbass game Himawari found on her phone " Kawaki rolls his eyes

" bitch " Himawari throws the water bottle at him

Boruto pov again

Anyways I just had to tell y'all that cause Wtf why would he ask that shit. So me and sarada are going to the doctor tomorrow to see if it's twins.

" BOLT " Sarada screams from the kitchen

" hm ? " Boruto runs to the kitchen

" I can't eat no chips " Sarada cries

" why not ? " Boruto looks confused

" because everything I eat is making me sick " Sarada cries on the floor

" It's ok baby just drink some water " Boruto tries his hardest not to laugh

" FUCK THAT WATER " Sarada screams

" Aw hell nah " Kawaki walks to his room laughing
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" SHUT THE FUCK UP SCREAMING IN MY DAMN HOUSE KAWAKI " Hinata screams

" Now everyone is screaming ITS ALL MY FAULT " Sarada cries harder

" Shhs it's ok Sara " Boruto picks her up

" I wanna sleep " Sarada whispers

" ok lets go to sleep " Boruto whispers while walking up the stairs

" Awww they are too cute " Himawari laughs

" sarada was crying over chips ? " Naruto laughs

" I mean when you carrying babies inside you it's stressful I mean I was eating every second " Hinata said laying down

" what you mean by that ? " Naruto looks dumbfounded