MCGA incorrect quotes

Blitzen

Blitz incorrect quotes because he's underrated

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Blitzen, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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Blitzen: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Blitzen: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

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Blitzen, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.

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Blitzen: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

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Blitzen: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’
Blitzen: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.

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Blitzen: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

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Murderer: Any last words?
Blitzen: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

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Blitzen: Just took a personality test and got an A+.

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Blitzen: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.

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Blitzen: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

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Blitzen: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
Blitzen: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Blitzen: Orange.

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Blitzen: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Blitzen: Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.

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Blitzen: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

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Blitzen: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Blitzen: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.

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Blitzen: I'm not creepy.
Blitzen: I'm petty.
Blitzen: There's a difference, ya' know.