HELLUVA BOSS X MALE READER

Spring Broken

Nobody pov

Y/n was sleeping with loona on his chest in their apartment when the should of a car horn woke them up

Y/n: what the hell

Y/n got up and looked out the window as blitzo was waving at him

Y/n:(sigh) you told him where I live didn't you

Loona: he wouldn't leave me alone about it so I told him we stay in the same apartment

Y/n: well I guess I better get ready

Time skip

Y/n pov

Y/n was on the way back and loona in the front of the van, while millie and mox were in the middle and blitzo, was trying to sing some fucking song but suddenly stopped as I rolled and hit my head on the seat

Y/n: okay what! The fuck!

They all pointed at blitzo arguing with veroskia mayday

Y/n: this is not worth it im going back to sleep

I was about to go back to sleep when

Blitzo: y/n get out here!

Y/n: fuck my life

I got out of the car and walked up to him and...wait

Blitzo: see that whore I got my own. hell hound y/n fuck this guy up

Y/n: yo tex what up fam

Vortex: what up Lil brother

Verosika: you know him

Vortex: he's my little brother

Y/n: what you doing here

Vortex: oh just working you?

Y/n: same gotta make that money somehow

Verosika: tex! We're leaving

Vortex: alright I see ya later

Y/n: bet

They walked away as blitzo crawled up my shoulder

Blitzo: what happened why didn't you kick his ass

Y/n: um did you not just hear everything hes my older brother I can't fight him, better question is

Loona: You know Verosika mayday!

Y/n: yeah that

Blitzo: huh, yeah oh her, yeah we dated

Millie: was it before or after she became a pop star

Moxie: you dated a pop star!

Blitzo: okay why are you all acting like that such a shock

Loona: hello~ it's Verosika mayday

Millie: it's you

Y/n: I thought you were gay

Moxie: I just... Is she blind... Suffering some sort of brain damage

Blitzo: okay look you're all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be I don't pry into your stupid personalized

Y/n: didn't you want me up from my day off at my hotel

Millie: what was sex with her like~

Moxie: millie!

Millie: what!? It's a popstar, you want to know what sex is like with Michael Crawford