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Harvist Moon Festival

Nobody pov

At y/n house, loona and y/n were on the couch laying down as loona was laying down on y/n playing on her phone while y/n was watching tv

Loona: hey

Y/n: sup

Loona: why don't you ever put that short on I gave you

Y/n: because I don't feel like getting my mother angry as you do

Loona: she'll be fine

Just then loona phone rang as she answered it and put it on speaker

Loona: yeah blitz

Blitzo:- hey loonie I just wanted to tell you to pack some clothes because we're going to the moon harvest festival-

Loona: and that is

Blitzo:-it's just a gathering of a much of sister fuckin hillbilly shits playing in the dirt
Oh and make sure you get y/n too-

He hung up as she looked at y/n with an annoyed face

Y/n: don't look at me he's not my dad

Time skip

Y/n pov

we got to Millie's folk's house as she ran out to greet them and so did moxie as they did not like him very much

Y/n: oh my God Deja Vu much

Loona: don't remind me

We got out of the car as moxie tried to pull up a bag but it was too heavy for him so I just grabbed it

Millie: oh yeah y'all haven't met my boss blitz and his hell hounds

Loona: im not just his hell hound

Blitzo: yeah she's my daughter

Loona: only on paper, (scoff) y'all don't deserve to know my name

Y/n: man you are just a bundle of joy

Loona: you know it besides nothing going on anyway so what the point

Y/n: I disagree

I said pointing at moxie sneaking up to a hog

Loona: oh this gonna be good

Y/n: you got that

Loona: all on HD perfection

Then striker walked up to us

Striker: hey boss man wanna help the mem skin this thing for dinner

Blitzo: oh I am always down to skin the manly meat with the manly man

Loona: that's what she said

Y/n: dude you sound so desperate

Blitzo: you sound-fuck you

We started walking into the house

Striker: what about you bug guy wanna join in on the competition

Y/n:(smirking) oh think you can take me

Striker: hehe, well see if you join

Millie dad: sorry but only imps allowed

Y/n: well ain't that a bitch

Time skip

Y/n: oh man watching mox fail is so funny

Loona: yeah it was pretty funny

Y/n: hey im about to hit up the bathroom you need anything

Loona: naw I'll be here with these...things

Y/n: try not to murder someone

I said while walking away

Loona: no promises!

I was walking through the house when the smell of blood caught my nose

Y/n: well there are no virgins in hell so someone's dying or dead

I followed the sent towards a basement and opened it up and saw millie down there with a broken arm and leg caught in a bear trap

Millie:...

Y/n: striker

Millie: striker

Y/n: you need some help

Millie: naw just bring me that bastards head

Y/n: got it

I walked in the house and smelt blitz and moxie alone with blitz

Y/n: right about here

I jumped and punched through the ceiling grabbing strikers legs and pulling him through to the ground

Y/n:(cracking knuckles) so wanna test who's stronger now

Striker:(rattlesnake growling)

Blitzo: oh you're fucked now!

Striker than tackled me by the waist but wasn't strong enough to do anything so I elbowed his back and picked him up blaming him through the table then he jumped on me and got on my back as I tried hitting him in the side and blaming him against the kitchen countertop

Blitzo: y/n he's got a knife

Y/n:!!!

He stabbed me in my back as I felt so much pain so I leaned forward and threw him off my back and into the kitchen door and as I pulled the knife out and went after him he was gone

Blitzo: well you let him get away y/n

Y/n: I didn't see you two helping like at all

Blitzo: well im the boss that my excuses

Moxxie: im fragile

Y/n: your both a couple of bitches, im going home
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