Meeting Naomi

Chipotle Cramps

Eloise

Should I spike her food? Should I not? 

Naomi

She wants to stay with her friends, and don't I know it. I won't be spiked. You can play by the rules, or, you can make the rules. I know which one I'm choosing.

Who said I had to buy food?

Eloise

She's the most interesting person I've ever met. She probably has a whole alphabet of plans to not eat the burrito. She's probably immune to laxative. I have to stick with my friends. Why am I thinking about this? Ms. Multon has been dropping hints about a big math project. Even though she's my favorite teacher, math and I have a mutual hatred of each other. Algebra looks like a stupid alphabet with numbers. Ms. Multon does a great job at explaining the math, but I usually ask Alixe the Annoying (as I have him labeled in my contacts). I'm not sure how we got to this point in our relationship, to where I'm constantly showing off my amazing ability to annoy him. Our conversations go... somewhat like this:

Me: *walking up and randomly punching him on the shoulder*

Blaze: *him grabbing my hands to stop me from hitting me*

Jess: "Why are y'all always fighting?"

Me: "We're not fighting!"

Him: "Yeah, if we were fighting, I would rail her"

Me: *mimes vomiting*

Jess:"OooOOo, that's what she said"

Him: "Not like that"

Then, I tell it to my former best friend, the person I've been teasing him about having a crush on. So, does this sound like your average friendship? Anyways, I hate math. My only hope is to be paired up with my friends. If I get paired up with him, we would probably kill each other before the three weeks were up. Drowning in my thoughts, I turned on auto-pilot to Chipotle. Right before we walked in however, Naomi spoke. 

"I guess me, you, Sera, and Tomi are paired up for the math project."

What the hell? How does she know that? 

"How do you know that?"

"Lets just say that I have a lot of... ways to find out things. Remember that."

"Are you sure, I mean, I'm not even sure the project is going to happen."

"Don't believe me? Just watch."

Ok, then... we as we walked into the restaurant, she told me to tell them what she told me. After I told her it was a run on sentence, she walked in, leaving me standing in the cool fall air. I traipsed inside after her. I saw Jess's mysterious smirk. Oh no, this will not end well...