Zelena & her daughter Robyn were at Killian & Emma's place for Thanksgiving.
Snow, David, Gold & Belle were there too along with Regina and their kids, Leo (we aren't using the name Neal), & Gideon,
"Emma, that infernal brother-in-law of yours isn't gonna be here right?" Zelena asked
Emma looked uncomfortable "Ummmm-"
"I'm standing right here" Liam said annoyed
"Oh of course you are" Zelena rolled her eyes
"Oh please don't start this the kids are here" Killian begged
But it was too late
"What is your problem Zel?" Liam asked holding Hope
"You're my problem, you're so annoying"
"How?, I'm literally NEVER here. I hardly see my brother and my sister in law or my niece's" he argued
"If you were gone longer it'd be better" she said crossing her arms grinning at him
"Okay, I'm gonna take my daughter and go somewhere else" Killian intervened grabbing his 3 year old from Liam
"See you scared off my niece!!!" The 2 said
"And why aren't these 2 married again?" David asked
"Charming!" Snow said surprised
"He's just saying what we're all thinking" Killian shrugged
"I wanna lock these 2 in a room and see how long it takes for them to realize the difference" Regina muttered annoyed
"No" Snow said
"It'll be funny" Regina said
"We can literally just leave the house and they won't even notice" David said walking out the door. Everyone else followed......
"You wanna know why I don't like you?!" Zelena asked
"Yes!" Liam yelled back
"You're short, you're dumb, you're Killian's younger brother, you're too soft, you failed at killing your brother-"
"You failed at killing your sister" he pointed out
"Don't interrupt me!"
"Sorry-"
Zelena was practically red with rage "And then that!, you're too polite, you're too good with my daughter"
"Sorry for being nice?, but you really have issues" Liam said
Zelena rolled her eyes
"Well you do" he said sitting down, Robyn walked up to him with a toy, he smiled and picked her up sitting her on his lap "hey there lass, what ya got there?" He asked still smiling
"See!, why are you so good with her?" Zelena asked
"I don't know, the lass just loves me I guess" he shrugged
"So you think every woman loves you?" She asked
"Not every woman, but you...." He muttered
"I don't like you"
"Whatever makes you sleep at night"
"What's that supposed to mean!?" Zelena asked
"That you're just a liar"
"I am not a liar!, Take that back!"
"As they say in neverland. NEVER"
Robyn giggled
"You turned my baby against me!"
"You'll do that all on your own, trust me" he handed Robyn to her
"Are you insinuating something?" She asked offended
"Wow, big words. Me don't understand"
"Shut up you punk"
"Shut up Grinch"
Zelena slapped him across the face
Robyn started crying
Emma ran in grabbing Robyn, "okay Robbie, let's go for a walk"
She ran out
"You feel better about yourself?" Liam smirked stepping closer
"Of course I do"
Zelena got closer as well untill they were inches away and breathing on each other
"If you weren't so pretty, I'd slap you across the face"
"And if you weren't so hot I'd kill you"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
An hour later
Zelena and Liam were making out in the guest room that was Liam's
Emma, Killian, her parents and Rumbelle just reached the room
"We are never hosting again" Emma muttered
"Agreed" Killian said mortified
"Neither are we" Snowing said equally disturbed
"Thank Zeus they ain't my family" Gold muttered
"Weren't you romantically involved with her?" Snow asked
Belle looked at Gold
"No comment"
"RUMPLE AVERY STILTSKIN!"
"Hey my mom knew an Avery, he was her childhood friend" Killian said
Belle looked at Gold
"No comment" Gold vanished
"Bloody hell!"
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