Seven, sniffling: I'm not sick, it's probably just allergies
Five: ok, tell me: are you, like, really tired?
Seven: I have depression, what do you think?
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Nine: are you sure Six's even gay? They barely even looked at me
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Four: new challenge! Don't say anything stupid for 24 hours!
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Humanized
Ten: I like your top, Six
Nine: I have a name, you know?
Six: *sighs* first of all, I'm the top, second of all, why are you like this?
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Five: nice rock
Two: thanks, Four gave it to me
Four: I threw it at you!
Two: aren't they the sweetest?
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Eight: is something burning?
Ten, leaning seductively on the counter: just my desire for you~
Eight: Ten, the toaster is literally on fire
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Nine: I sleep with a gun under my pillow
Seven: I sleep with a knife
Four: both of you are pathetic
Nine: oh yeah? Then what do you sleep with?
Four: X
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Five: stop setting things on fire because you're curious on what'll happen. What will happen is fire
Nine: but what if something else happens this one time?
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Two: there's something I need to ask about you-know-who
Five: Voldemort?
Two: no
Five: is it Voldemort?
Two: no, it's not Voldemort
Five: you've never mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I'm gonna assume it's Voldemort
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Seven: like they say: "If you can't beat them, curl up into a ball and protect your organs"
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Humanized
X: Four kissed me!
Seven: oh my god oh my god oh my god!
X: it was unbelievable!
Seven: oh my god oh my god oh my god!
Ten: ok, we need to hear everything. Seven, get the wine and unplug the phone. X, does this end well or do we need tissues?
X: oh, it ended very well
Seven: don't start without me! Don't start without meehhhhh!
Ten: ok, let's hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or, you know, an "I gotta have you now" thing?
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BFB randomness
FanfictionYeah, this is a BFB book. I might not be really good with this, because it's not my number one fandom, but I will try lmao- Will mostly contain incorrect quotes but you can request other things too.
