Bi with a dorkside: I cant with you!
Hunty Dumpty: well I can't with you either stupid human!
Bi with a dorkside: Go on timeout!
Hunty Dumpty: You can't tell me what to do! YOU Go on timeout!
Bi with a dorkside: NU-UH you aint my dad!
Hunty Dumpty: Neither are you my mom! so who are you to tell me what to do?!
Bi with a dorkside: I CAN SEND YOU TO GULAG
Hunty Dumpty: GASP
Willow Park: what is happening
Bi with a dorkside: BETTER THROW IT UP HUMPTY DUMPTY IF YOU DONT WANT ME TO PUSH YOU OFF A CLIFF
Hunty Dumpty: HAHA NO
Willow Park: seriously what is going on
Bi with a dorkside: Hunter ate my eyes scream sandwich
Willow Park: GASP That is a terrible crime!
Hunty Dumpty: ITS JUST AN EYES SCREAM SANDWICH
Bi with a dorkside: HOW DARE YOU
Hunty Dumpty: I REALLY CANT WITH YOU, I CAN JUST BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE!!
Bi with a dorkside: THAT EYES SCREAM SANDWICH WAS SPECIAL!!
Hunty Dumpty: HOW SO?!
Bi with a dorkside: because I spit in it.
Hunty Dumpty: .....
Willow Park: I'm sorry, I laughed.
Hunty Dumpty: Did you brush your teeth before you spit in it..?
Bi with a dorkside: ... no.
Hunty Dumpty:.....
Willow Park: I'm so sorry, Hunter I can't help but laugh *wheeze*
Supreme Creator: Hunter, what is this stain on my bed-
Bi with a dorkside: Huh bed?
Supreme Creator: I literally just changed the sheets what is this yellow green stain??
Willow Park: Oh my
Hunty Dumpty: Sorry, celery stick. I puked.
Supreme Creator: You what
Bi with a dorkside: Oh hey atleast you threw it up like I told you.
Hunty Dumpty: you are disgusting.
Bi with a dorkside: I told you not to eat it you didn't listen 🙄
Hunty Dumpty: How was I supposed to know you spit in the damn eyes scream!?
Bi with a dorkside: 🖕😬🖕
Hunty Dumpty: 🖕👹🖕
Amity Blight: Oh? Hunter, what's this?
Hunty Dumpty: fuck.
Willow Park: she protecc she atacc but most importantly she got her bae's bacc
Bi with a dorkside: don't kill him :D
Amity Blight: Okay💞
Willow Park changed Amity Blight's nickname to LuzSimp
Supreme Creator: I admire your courage, Plant girl
LuzSimp: I
LuzSimp: okay but it's not wrong
Willow Park: SHE ADMITS SHE ADMITS
Supreme Creator: DANG OKAY WOW
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The Owl House Group Chat
HumorBasically a group chat. Warning, this is very far from canon and very behind the latest episodes. So imagine this takes part in early season 2.The era where everybody was in fruityloop ships.