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Bi with a dorkside: I cant with you!

Hunty Dumpty: well I can't with you either stupid human!

Bi with a dorkside: Go on timeout!

Hunty Dumpty: You can't tell me what to do! YOU Go on timeout!

Bi with a dorkside: NU-UH you aint my dad!

Hunty Dumpty: Neither are you my mom! so who are you to tell me what to do?!

Bi with a dorkside: I CAN SEND YOU TO GULAG

Hunty Dumpty: GASP

Willow Park: what is happening

Bi with a dorkside: BETTER THROW IT UP HUMPTY DUMPTY IF YOU DONT WANT ME TO PUSH YOU OFF A CLIFF

Hunty Dumpty: HAHA NO

Willow Park: seriously what is going on

Bi with a dorkside: Hunter ate my eyes scream sandwich

Willow Park: GASP That is a terrible crime!

Hunty Dumpty: ITS JUST AN EYES SCREAM SANDWICH

Bi with a dorkside: HOW DARE YOU

Hunty Dumpty: I REALLY CANT WITH YOU, I CAN JUST BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE!!

Bi with a dorkside: THAT EYES SCREAM SANDWICH WAS SPECIAL!!

Hunty Dumpty: HOW SO?!

Bi with a dorkside: because I spit in it.

Hunty Dumpty: .....

Willow Park: I'm sorry, I laughed.

Hunty Dumpty: Did you brush your teeth before you spit in it..?

Bi with a dorkside: ... no.

Hunty Dumpty:.....

Willow Park: I'm so sorry, Hunter I can't help but laugh *wheeze*

Supreme Creator: Hunter, what is this stain on my bed-

Bi with a dorkside: Huh bed?

Supreme Creator: I literally just changed the sheets what is this yellow green stain??

Willow Park: Oh my

Hunty Dumpty: Sorry, celery stick. I puked.

Supreme Creator: You what

Bi with a dorkside: Oh hey atleast you threw it up like I told you.

Hunty Dumpty: you are disgusting.

Bi with a dorkside: I told you not to eat it you didn't listen 🙄

Hunty Dumpty: How was I supposed to know you spit in the damn eyes scream!?

Bi with a dorkside: 🖕😬🖕

Hunty Dumpty: 🖕👹🖕

Amity Blight: Oh? Hunter, what's this?

Hunty Dumpty: fuck.

Willow Park: she protecc she atacc but most importantly she got her bae's bacc

Bi with a dorkside: don't kill him :D

Amity Blight: Okay💞

Willow Park changed Amity Blight's nickname to LuzSimp

Supreme Creator: I admire your courage, Plant girl

LuzSimp: I

LuzSimp: okay but it's not wrong

Willow Park: SHE ADMITS SHE ADMITS

Supreme Creator: DANG OKAY WOW

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