The Owl House Group Chat

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(It's been so long omg I lost my goofy ahh ahh humor, it was buried along with my good grades -69 ft under ground.)

Gay 2: Good news, I am repaired, back on my feet, and kicking.

Gay 1:Kicking your fragile nonexistent heterosexuality after Viney kissed you on the cheek on your moonlit stroll.

Gay 3:She what?!

Gay 2:Iamnotokayagainrifijfksmsjfuieirhdhdfufiisk

Gay 1:Amity, she's broken again 😦

Gay 3: You broke her you fix her 😒

Gay 1:Uh uh I did that last time.

Gay 3:Boy what do you mean. It's ALWAYS me who un-uselessgays your overly gay buttocks.

Gay 1: At least my buttocks are fab unlike little miss flat strawberry.

Mommy:Goodmorning you problematic children!!

Gay 1:I still don't know who mommy is 😭

Mommy:May i repeat... urmom.

I speak palisman:Why are you guys up at 3 am 💀

Gay 1:Why are YOU up at 3 am??

I speak palisman:I was training flap jack some tricks and recording it.

Gay 1:How did it take you til 3 am I saw you going at it yesterday afternoon.

I can't decide:HE'S SCRAPBOOKING MEMORIES WITH FLAPJACK

I speak palisman:I AM NOT

I can't decide:HE ASKED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BASICALLY DRAGGING ME OUT OF BED TO TEACH HIM HOW TO SCRAPBOOK

Gay 1:Aww cute 😗

I speak palisman:HUUUH

I can't decide:It's not cute for my sleep schedule.

I'm beginning to resemble kung fu panda's latina cousin.

Mommy:All of you little babies go to bed. titan..

I can't decide:Eda stop acting like a responsible mother. We both know you'll let us get away with murder.

Gay 1:OH THAT'S THE OWL LADY?!

Mommy:Hey, i gotta stay off the radar. You know penstagram moms are cancelling me for letting this golden scrawny boy loose after letting him snort-

Okay maybe I sent too much. But he needed it.

Gay 1:What. 💀

I can't decide:What. 💀

I speak palisman:What. 💀

Gay 3: Back, I fixed Emira. And by fixed I meant slapping her hard with an abomination until her fruity loop ass snaps out of it.

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Gay 3 replies to Mommy:Hey, i gotta stay off the radar. You know penstagram moms are cancelling me for letting this golden scrawny boy loose after letting him snort-: "Snort" 💀 Lady, this is why you're wanted in... I lost count how many places that was but it's a lot. 💀

Mommy:😜

I can't decide:Mom, this is not a 😜 moment.💀

Mommy: Mom?!

I can't decide deleted a message

I can't decide:Crap I meant Eda!! Eda, this is not a 😜 moment!

Mommy:No no, no backsies kid, you officially have two moms. Come over here.😊

I can't decide:NOADUOQUAIEOWHD.