Eddie:*knocks on Albert's door*
Albert: what the hell do you want.
Eddie: Uh, well, um, don't get mad at me for this ok.
Albert: just say what it is before I rip your hair out and gouge out your eyes with a spoon that George used to eat his stale cereal with and Carl used to eat an entire thing of peanut butter.
Eddie:Ew. anyways, so I found this thing in mom and dads room and uh...
Albert: and what, was it a paper saying a plan on how to disown you?
Eddie:What, No! It's an adoption paper.
Albert: For who Carl?
Eddie: No it's for you
Albert:...
Eddie: uhm, Albert?
Albert:...
Eddie: please don't hurt me
Albert:...
Eddie: Albert you're scaring me
Albert:I'll give you 3 seconds to run as far as you can before I start chasing you and if I catch you I will slit your throat with a chainsaw from the shed and throw your corpse off the Cliffside and throw some of the stone you use to make grave off with you.
Eddie: what? 😥
Albert: 3...
Eddie:oh fridge-
Albert: 2...
Eddie:*speed walks away*
Albert: 1...
Eddie:Curse our parents not letting us run in the house!
Albert: you better be running...
Eddie:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMA!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!
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EDDIE X RACHEL
RandomWe did not make the cover. Its from the real anime. Eddie is a stalker. Rachel has a crush on him. Zack is STUPID. BLAH BLAH BLAH BYE. Halloween part coming soon!
