☯Updog

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Namjoon: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke

Seokjin: Okay, but what is updog?

Yoongi: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and or relish

Hoseok: No, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

Jimin: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden

Taehyung: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter

Jungkook: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

ARMY: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current

Yeontan: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway

Y/n: What’s a henway??

Ace: Oh, about five pounds

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