Pine Trees Are Made Of Triangles

Liar

Dipper went upstairs with his Dad, worried as he had a feeling this wasn't anything good. Mr. Pines motioned Dipper to the boy's room and they both went in. Dipper sat on his bed while his Dad decided to stay standing

"Mason, I could tell back there that you lied," his father told the boy, "No boy of mine would lie!"

"Of course not Dad, I'm sorry for lying," Dipper said, a little bit worried

Mr. Pines looked at the clock, noticing it was late, and sighed

"You're not really sorry, Mason, but I'll forgive you because I'm not like you, I'm not the bad guy here after all", and then he left and closed the door

Dipper sighed, he knew this wasn't all his father would do, he most likely would continue treating him badly for weeks after this. He forgot about his fathers hatred of lying and disobeying after such an amazing summer, and now he will pay

'School's starting tomorrow, I hope it's better then these last hours' Dipper thought

He decided that he was fairly tired after being on a bus for 12 hours so he went to sleep
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Dipper was being chased by Bill, the demon was trying to kill the boy. Dipper was scared, he wasn't sure if he'd make it out alive this time around

And terrifyingly enough, Bill got him. He grabbed Dipper's shoulders and lit him on fire, the blue flames engulfing him. Dipper looked down at his hand and found that they were charred to the point where just touching them would make them break apart, and he could swear some of his fingers were falling off, making his already boney arms even more unsettling

Dipper could also hear his sister's voice, calling to him, it got louder and louder until...

"Dipper! It's time for school!" Mabel shouted at her brother while shaking him

Dipper opened his eyes with difficulty and looked at his arms

"My arms are fine!" Dipper said in a happy tone

"What are you talking about, bro?" Mabel asked

"Just nightmare stuff"

"I get nightmares too, Dipper. Don't worry, I understand" Mabel responded

After Dipper got ready and out on his uniform, they both ran down stairs to be treated by their Mother making quesadillas

"Mom, why are you making quesadillas for breakfast?" Mabel asked, a bit weirded out

"I figured out this amazing recipe and couldn't wait to use it!" their Mother spoke, smiling at the thought of her recipe "And me and your father used to eat this every Friday, just not the exact same recipe"

"Welp, I'm not one to complain about Mom's cooking!" Dipper said and big he and Mabel went to go set up the table before eating a quesadilla each, both were split into four to make it faster to eat

"Bye Mom!" the twins yelled at the same time before grabbing the bags they made ahead of time and rushing out the door as to not be late for school

Dipper was walking at a faster pace than usual, so Mabel decided to skip so then she could catch up, "I hope there's a new hot transfer this year!" Mabel said to her brother, "What if that transfer is a girl?" Dipper asked, "I'm down to date any hotties, though I prefer hot boys a little more" Mabel responded. They walked for around another 5 minutes before reaching their school.

The school was tall, white, and looked a bit more like a courthouse than anything. It had a sign on the front saying 'Wesburton Private Catholic Academy'. The school, if one couldn't guess by the name, was a private academy only those with money and/or power could attend. It was very strict and also very religious. nuns could be seen walking the halls, waiting for someone they deemed sinful, to be punished.

You see, the twin's parents are very powerful and rich people. Their father is a known writer who wrote many parent guide books, albeit they didn't have very good advice because they were religion-based, and not in a good way. Their mother was a chef at a pretty famous restaurant in Piedmont.

All in all, they decided their children shouldn't go to a lower class school and enrolled them in the highest education they could. And the highest they could go was this very religious old-fashioned school. Their father didn't mind at all however for obvious reasons. He wanted his kids to be 'proper', too bad that's not how life works

Dipper and Mabel entered the school, only to be stopped by a teacher, "Where are your uniforms?" The teacher asked

"We are wearing them right now ", Dipper responded

"Haven't you heard? The school is under new management and even if those still fit you, they aren't up to date with what Mr.Burch wants, I'll go get you two the new uniforms and I'll be giving your parents a check, I do not want anybody walking around in those heretic uniforms so I'm letting you wear these for free until they're paid" the teacher said before walking away

"Wow, how boring will these new ones look if these are considered heretic" Mabel complained, rightfully so seeing as their current uniforms were a grey sweater vest, a white dress shirt, and grey pants for boys, grey skirts reaching around five inches above the knees of most of the girls.

"Yeah, hope school won't get even more strict along with the uniforms" Dipper sighed as they continued walking to the gym for the assembly meeting

"Attention students" said an unfamiliar voice once the assembly started, "I am your new principal, Mr. Burch, and I'm here to say that from now on, this school will, be under my rules and standards which are much higher then all previous headmasters this generation has had. Here are my basic rules, more details will be sent to your classes sometime around this week,:

-Uniforms at all time except while gym, there are no winter versions

-Students must keep good posture and facial expression at all times

-No mingling with the other gender, classes are arranged by gender so no excuses

-Absolutely no talk of the supernatural and other things against the beliefs of this here school

" All those rules are very important and you must follow them, more will be added as time goes on." Mr Burch said

And both twins looked at each other realizing this year was going to be awful

But unknown to Dipper, all those rules are gonna be impossible for him to follow...

Authors note: I do realize that it's implied in Gravity Falls that they aren't rich or anything but for the plot of this, it's kinda necessary. This first chapter is mainly to introduce a common, though not the absolute main, setting of this fic. Hope you enjoyed this chapter.