Imagine review bombing not only Honkai Impact and Tears of Themis, but also made collateral review bombs on Non-Mihoyo games
Clowns. Have a parody of 55 days in Peking.
The year was 2021 'tis worth remembering
The Games who lived through 55 Days in Teyvat
T'was call the anniversary insurrection, a bloody internet war
Against all nations, of the Gacha core
The flags of Rhodes and Chaldea, how they fluttered in the breeze
The Babylon and The Griffin, and the flag of Azur Lane
Then came the sounds of the reviews, and the rolling rants of doom
And the streets of Teyvat were as empty as a tomb
The entitled trolls of Genshin, gave the signal to begin
"Let all those gachas be driven from Teyvat"
They stormed the App and Playstore, they attached with rants and one-stars
And they came in blood-red blouses
Screaming "White-Knight" as they fell
The reviews have all been muffled
The rants have ceased to ring
But through the ages you could hear them echoing
