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ParkerPeter well shit.

NerdLeeds How ya doing bud bud

ParkerPeter Not. Good

NerdLeeds why???

ParkerPeter seriously Ned? why???

NerdLeeds I wanted to be sure sorry.

ParkerPeter no i'm sorry I just feel so stupid.

NerdLeeds You aren't stupid

ParkerPeter basically yelled out my feelings for her

NerdLeeds true

ParkerPeter thru Instagram

NerdLeeds Facts

ParkerPeter and then she friendzoned me

NerdLeeds Fax no printer

ParkerPeter dude. not helping

NerdLeeds sorry

NerdLeeds L in the chat for the homie Peter

ParkerPeter L

NerdLeeds L

ParkerPeter and the worst part is i dont even know why i sent that

NerdLeeds I was just abt to ask you that.

ParkerPeter she just looked so pretty. and effortless like always and her eyes they were like chocolate there. and i just typed and pressed post before I could even think to stop myself.

NerdLeeds ...wow

ParkerPeter what man? what?

NerdLeeds you got it BAD

ParkerPeter It doesn't matter now. she already made it clear she isn't interested

NerdLeeds heh. yeah. she doesn't like like you

ParkerPeter right I know

NerdLeeds I mean what would she like about you?

ParkerPeter wow thanks ned

NerdLeeds I mean you're funny, smart, respectful, not intimidating, fit, and everyone thinks you're hot

ParkerPeter aww thanks ned

NerdLeeds she would be stupid to miss out on all that.

ParkerPeter hey. don't call her stupid

NerdLeeds I didn't call her stupid I said that she WOULD be stupid not that she IS. stick to science. English is not your subject.

ParkerPeter weren't you just complimenting me?

NerdLeeds gotta keep you on your toes somehow. the Peter tingle can only get you so far.

ParkerPeter I should have never told you about that

NerdLeeds Then again May can just throw a banana at you

ParkerPeter I'm closing Instagram now! Bye!

NerdLeeds  NOOOOO come back

NerdLeeds Peter

NerdLeeds Parker

NerdLeeds Petey

NerdLeeds Patricia

NerdLeeds Im texting MJ that you think she's a turd now

ParkerPeter don't you dare

NerdLeeds wow now I know what gets your attention

ParkerPeter ok you have it what's up?

NerdLeeds what are you gonna do?

ParkerPeter I don't know. She doesn't like me the way I like her what can I do?

NerdLeeds talk to her about how you're feeling?

ParkerPeter communication? Ew no. I'll just suffer in silence

NerdLeeds are you serious?

ParkerPeter gonna be honest I don't know

ParkerPeter wait.

NerdLeeds yeah?

ParkerPeter did you call me hot?

NerdLeeds shut up

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