lizzieyeets Fess up MJ
BossassMitch Hey MJ how are you doing today?
lizzieyeets Right yeah sorry. Hey MJ how are you doing today?
BossassMitch I'm doing fine thanks for asking
lizzieyeets So what was that?
BossassMitch You're gonna have to be a little more specific
lizzieyeets You're so right! Cause there have been not one but TWO incidents.
BossassMitch WHAT INCIDENTS ELIZABETH NO-MIDDLE-NAME ALLAN
lizzieyeets THE ONES ON INSTAGRAM MICHELLE JORDYN JONES
BossassMitch I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
lizzieyeets WELL YOUR SISTER SENT ME HER INSTAGRAM POST AND YOU LOOKED A LITTLE JEALOUS OUT THERE
BossassMitch I WAS NOT JEAOUS I DUNNO WHAT YOU'RE EVEN TALKING ABOUT. IM LIKE HARRY. LOST
lizzieyeets listen its okay if you like him
BossassMitch LIKE WHO
BossassMitch sorry caps
lizzieyeets its okay if you like peter
BossassMitch idk a peter whoops!
lizzieyeets Michelle
BossassMitch Elizabeth
lizzieyeets It is okay.
BossassMitch okay fine between us I don't ~Hate~ Patricia
lizzieyeets MJ
BossassMitch I don't hate him as a matter of fact I like him
lizzieyeets Why didn't you ever tell me?
BossassMitch cause you used to like him dude and I didn't know if you would be cool with it so I figured I didn't want to lose one of my closest friends
lizzieyeets who knew MJ was such a softie
BossassMitch really? That's what you got from that?
lizzieyeets listen. Sometimes friends like the same people it doesn't mean they should stop being friends. Unless you talk bad about me then we're gonna have a problem.
BossassMitch please you know i would never
lizzieyeets Just putting that out there lmao
BossassMitch message received loud and clear lmfao
lizzieyeets soooo what are you gonna do?
BossassMitch cast out to sea, drifting with the tide, and no way of finding me?
lizzieyeets you did NOT just
BossassMitch quote that song? And what about it
lizzieyeets you're impossible. But fr dude
BossassMitch I don't know??? He doesn't even like me like that.
how would you know? You don't even give him a chance to talk to you
BossassMitch that isn't true! I text him a bit. And he spent all day last Monday at my place
lizzieyeets I did see that. Looked like you two were getting along quite well
BossassMitch yeah we were
lizzieyeets did he just come over? Or did you ask him what happened?
BossassMitch me and my sister ordered food and then when it came they gave it to Peter by accident and that's when i found out he lived across the hall and then my mom texted my sister that she had to stay at work for lunch so I texted Peter if he wanted to have lunch with us and he said sure.
lizzieyeets ok i might be biased cause I've been shipping you two since forever but CUTEEEE
BossassMitch it was fun to say the least
lizzieyeets I can imagine
BossassMitch what do I do?
lizzieyeets maybe stop being so mean to the poor kid?
BossassMitch I am not mean to Parker
lizzieyeets oh please I know it was you who came up with Penis Parker
BossassMitch and then Eugene took credit like the douche he is
lizzieyeets so it was you? I was like 74% sure of it
BossassMitch yeahhhhh Im 74% sure of something too
lizzieyeets really? What is it?
BossassMitch cant say cause there is a 26% possibility that I'm wrong
lizzieyeets when are you ever wrong?
BossassMitch you right you right but its just not my secret to tell
lizzieyeets well that's concerning Mitch
BossassMitch i have told you 1000 time to stop calling me that
lizzieyeets sorry
lizzieyeets Mitch
BossassMitch make that 1001
lizzieyeets jnvceakjnvedksn
BossassMitch what jnvceakjnvedksn?
lizzieyeets did you just copy that?
BossassMitch yeah? Get on with it Beth
lizzieyeets I told you never to call me that again Mitch
BossassMitch stop calling me Mitch then
lizzieyeets permission this ONE time?
BossassMitch permission granted
lizzieyeets OKAY SO
lizzieyeets WHAT IF
BossassMitch GET TO IT ALLAN
lizzieyeets geez I really need to set you and Parker up maybe then he can get you to be more patient
BossassMitch you're annoying just tell me already
lizzieyeets hear me out
BossassMitch I have been hearing for the past 2 minutes
lizzieyeets change your username to MitchtheBitch?
BossassMitch Im sorry THAT IS WHAT YOUVE BEEN TRYING TO SAY?
lizzieyeets yes?
MitchtheBitch it has been changed per request
lizzieyeets you really do love me don't you
BossassMitch shut up and go to sleep its late
lizzieyeets MJ LOVES ME MICHELLE LOVES ME MICHELLE JONES LOVES ME MICHELLE JORDYN JONES LOVES ME MITCH LOVES ME MITCHIE LOVES ME MITCHTHEBITCH LOVES ME TAKE THAT BITCHESSSSSS
MitchtheBitch you feel better now?
lizzieyeets yes I can sleep peacefully today knowing you like Peter Benjamin Parker and you love me! :)
