Kodai Can't Communicate

Date

After the kitchen disaster, Yui headed to her room and screamed into her pillow.

She couldn't believe she messed up the food that badly!

Luckily Izuku was nice enough to make her not feel guilty over it, but she was still a little ticked off.

And she knew exactly who to toss the blame on.

{FOR BEST GIRL}

Yui: Reiko, the cooking idea was horrible.

Itsuka: So that's what happened? Iida just ran into the dorms accusing Monoma of biological warfare

Sp00ki: You did receive your head pat, correct?

Yui: Yes.

Sp00ki: Then the plan worked.

Sp00ki: You're welcome.

Itsuka: Hold up, you were with me for the whole of breakfast

Itsuka: How the fuck do you know about their incident?

Sp00ki: The spirits informed me, obviously.

VibratorMan: CAP

VibratorMan: I was in the Class A dorms and texted her when I saw it happen

VibratorMan: And lemme just say this: THAT WAS THE CUTEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN

VibratorMan: GUYS SHE LEANED INTO IT AND EVERYTHING

Yui: Why were you in the dorms in the first place?

VibratorMan: After a string of dating fails, I decided to ask out Ochako

VibratorMan: She seems nice as hell tbh, so I thought why the hell not?

Itsuka: Because she's a little crazy?

VibratorMan: Well yeah, but who needs sane girls when thighs are an option?

Sp00ki: I'm gambling on Ochako getting pregnant by the end of the third year.

Sp00ki: She's desperate enough for kids, and Sen's spineless enough to get roped into the idea.

VibratorMan: We ain't even been on a date - isn't that going a bit far?

Itsuka: Sen's right

VibratorMan: Thank you!

Itsuka: I'm betting on marriage by the end of year, with babies coming a month later

VibratorMan: Hey, why don't we focus on something actually important?

VibratorMan: Like getting Yui ready for the date?

Yui: I just need clothes, right?

Yui: I've got enough shirts and jeans to pick from.

Itsuka: Shirts and JEANS?

Itsuka: BITCH WHERE'S YOUR FASHION SENSE?

Sp00ki: She's right.

Sp00ki: Have you no standards?

Yui: Fuck both of you.