Torch x Bob //THIS IS A JOKE DON'T COME AFTER ME

iTS tRUEee lOVEEeEeeEEeeeEE

*lipbite*

Its was um uh ummmm uuh        uMm

Bob and Boshit were sitting on a bench, yEah a bench and ummmmmmm UHHHHHHH

It was like uhhh UMm?! Um Night time yeah Night time and um, they were being bros with no homo they had socks on so cool so cool so cool (totally weren't holding hands), Bob saw a HOTTTT Torch from the corner of his eyEeeE it was bURnINg hOTtTT. 

Boshit already had his so called "Banana Husband" and had been going on disgusting dates with it gRrrRR!11!111!1!11/1/1  

 Bob stood up and approached the hot babe sitting infront of him and admired hER hOTtTt feATureS, Of course it couldn't replace Bosip's looks but like dayYYYuMMm. Its sCOrTCHIng hOT fLAMeS mADe bOb bLuSH.

Bosip just got traumatized by the fact that Bob was making out with a torch right infront of him and began to cryyyyyYYYyyyyyyyy,  Bosip placed down his Banana Husband and stomped over towards Bob's new and attractive hOTtT bABbEEee.

He pushed Bob out the way and grabbed the torch, beginning to stomp on it until it finally broke. He was pissed

"wHAt tHE fUCk?" eXcLAImED bOB aS tEArS fLOoDEd dOWn hIS fAce In sHocK1!1!1!

"sHUT THE fUCk uP bITch" Bosip yELed >;((((((

Bob ran over to Bosip's Banana Husband and pratically held it hostage threatening to split it apart

"wAiT nO hAVe MErCY oN hImM" bOSiP cRIEd wAHahHhhAhhaH

"yOU fUCkiNG kIlLEd mY oNlY gIrfRend Id eVR HAVeeEEee" BoB coNtINUed TO cRY In a oVErdDRAmAticAlLy wAy

"WELL THAT TORCH DIDN'T DESERVE YOU" bOSip YELled

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT TORCH DIDN'T DESERVE ME, IT WAS SO HOT AND IT WAS FEMALE1!!1!111!!!! (TOTALLY) IT HAS A LIFE JUST LIKE YOUR STUPID BANANA HUSBAND" bOb gROwLED lIKE a DOg wItH rABieS

"mY bANANA iS nOT sTuPID, iT's mY hOT sUSSy BAka" boSip mADe a sMIrK fACe aT BOb wHicH maDE bOb ExtRAaaA ANGY GRrRrRRRRRRRR

Bob agressively threw Bosip's Husband into a tree as Bosip watched with pURe aNGERrR

As Bosip ran to get his Husband Bob looked down at his now broken future wife and cre    e i d for the 19000000000000000007823678193210000000192837453138349123472183948124th Time

Bosip used his xtra cool shark skills to climb up the tree until he saw that his husband landed in a bIrds nESt?!??!1/!? GASPPPP

He saw the bird pecking on the Banana and made angy shark noises at the bird but the bird did not fear Bosip but instead pecked on Bosip's head making him fall out the tree

Bob heard a loud thump and turned around to see Bosip face flat on the ground, Bob just fucking laughed and poiNTeD repeating the word noOOOooOoOOooOOoooOOoOOoooB

Bosip got Up and gave Bob a angy glare 

"WHY DID YOU THROW MY HUSBAND/1/!?1/!?!?" BosHit YElLED

"bECAuSE bANANA'S aRe TRAshH aND I kEep sEeIng yOu lICkinG tHE bANAnA" bOB reSPoNDEd wITh THE wOrsT reSpONSe tO cOVER uP thE fACt HE iS jEAlOus oF tHE bANAna

"mHMmmM YEaH sURrRRrREeEeeEee, THAtS a tERrIBlE eXCUSE1!!11!" Boshit did not belive gay gy- I mEN sTRIAGhT gY, oine bit

bOb gAspED iN ANGerRR

"bUT tHEy aRE jUST fACtS, aCcePT tHE TRUTtHTHTHTHH" BOb yElLed AGAin''

"tHERe iS sOMEtHIng cALlED oPInIOns gAy aSs lOokINg bLUeBErRY cRY bAby liTtLE sHoRt AsS hOT aTrActIV lOoKIN BITcH" boSIp ePiCly rOEstd BiB

"wHAT wAs thAT lASt pArt Im hALf dEfF nOW fOR sOmE reASOn tOTAlLY" bOB aSKedDDD

"iT wAs nOTHinG" boSiP rePLied

Bosip looked back to the tree which his Husband was in and saw ANOTHER Bird fighting with the one who was pecking his head before, was that oNO EWWWWWWWWW tHAT uGLy AsS bIRd iS bACk?!!?1/1  AND ITS TOCUHING MY hUSBANd GRRRr!1!1!1! I SWEAR Im gOnA cRACk tAT uGLY BRIDs NECK!!!!11!11

Will Bosip break ono's neck, will Bob get his first ever girfren bAcK? wIll bOb and BosiP mAKe Up aFTER tHE fiGHt. fiNd oUT iN tHE neXt cHapTER!!1!1!!1 B]