Arlo Can't Handle This Sh*t

Taxes

Wellston's Main Hoes

John: TAXATION IS THEFT

Sera: No doubt about that

Blyke: John is right

John: I am forced to pay social security

Remi: Without representation

Isen: NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION

Blyke: stfu Isen

Isen: 😔

John: I am forced to pay social security that other people use when it belongs to me….. HOW IS THAT NOT THEFT

Blyke: f*ck taxes

Sera: ^^

John: This whole government is one big problem

Remi: You aren't wrong there

Sera: By the time we're old enough to get payments from social security there won't be any money left in social security

John: Exactly

Isen: ^^

John: That brings me back to my previous point…..how is taxation not theft?????

Arlo: Ew what's with all those question marks?

John: No one asked you Asslo

Remi: John! Name calling isn't very nice >:0

John: B*tch

Sera: John? What did we say about the name calling?

John:......

John: That I'll have a harder time getting people to like me if I continuously call them names 👉🏼👈🏼

Sera: Good boy

John: 😳😳

Sera: 💗💗

John: 🥰🥰

Remi: 🤨😲

Isen: 🤮🤮

John: 😃🔪

Isen: 😟🤐

Arlo: WILL YOU PEOPLE SHUT TF UP! IT'S 3AM ON A SCHOOL NIGHT!

Isen: Well technically it's morning

Arlo: 🍴

Isen: I mean it technically is still dark outside hehe….pls don't kill meh

John: Taxation is theft

Blyke: back to the taxes I see

John: It's time for the Boogaloo

Blyke: I'm sorry what

Isen: Idk man

Remi: Seraphina please translate

Sera: Nah

John: How have you not heard of the Boogaloo

Isen: I just signed a form saying I can't associate with people wanting to overthrow the government that's how

Blyke: No

Arlo: Taxes

John: I never explicitly said I wanted to overthrow the government just their taxes….altho overthrowing the government would be nice as well-

Sera: Indeed

Arlo: Taxes

Blyke: I-

John: Kick Arlo he's annoying