Soggy Cheeto

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Wellston's Main Hoes

Key:

Idito- John

Seraph8na- Sera

Lmfao- Arlo

Everything bagel enthusiast- Isen

Simplaine- Elaine

Remi: Can anyone here do the splits??

Everything bagel enthusiast: nope

Lmfao: No.

Blyke: nah

Simplaine: no

Idito: if I can get the right angle

Seraph8na: I can

Everything bagel enthusiast: I actually did them on accident once :')

Blyke: I think we can all do the splits on accident

Seraph8na: I've done them on purpose

Blyke: well u got no balls stopping u

Idito: I've seen her do the splits before she's very flexible 😌

Everything bagel enthusiast: 🤨🤨

Blyke: that low key sounded kinda sus

Idito: f*ck off

Blyke: yessir

Remi: don't talk to Blyke that way!!

Idito: 🖕🏻🖕🏻

Seraph8na: who said I had no balls

Lmfao: And this is when I will be turning my phone off

Idito: no one's gonna miss u anyway

Simplaine: Wait Arlo!!

Idito: except for Simplaine

Lmfao: …

Blyke: erm...is there something u aren't telling us Seraphina??

Idito: nah she don't got balls

Everything bagel enthusiast: 🤨🤨

Everything bagel enthusiast: and how do u know?

Idito: b*tch she's my gf how wouldn't I know??

Blyke: That sounds mega sus ngl

Seraph8na: bruh stfu

Lmfao: Those multiple question marks are seriously disgusting.

Idito: no one was talking to u u soggy cheeto 

Remi: pffff

Seraph8na: LMFAO SOGGY CHEETO

Blyke: I CANT IT MAKES NO SENSE

Everything bagel enthusiast: BUT ITS SO F*CKING FUNNY WTF

Lmfao:.....

Simplaine: I dont think ur a soggy cheeto Arlo :)

"Seraph8na" changed "Lmfao's" name to "Soggy cheeto"

Remi: I'm down for his name to stay that way

Blyke: ^^

Idito: ^^

Everything bagel enthusiast: ^^

Seraph8na: ^^

Soggy cheeto: I'm going to murder all of you.

Idito: do it. I'll f*cking pay u $100 if u succeed

Soggy cheeto: ….

Idito: having second thoughts now are we???

Soggy cheeto: Shut up.

Idito: b*tch 🖕🏻🖕🏻

Everything bagel enthusiast: fr tho soggy cheetos r disgusting

Idito: why do u think I called Asslo one??

Remi: I ate a whole bowl of soggy cheetos once

Blyke: I-

Seraph8na: Remi wtf

Simplaine: uhhmm

Idito: this can't be forgiven

Remi: LOOK IT WAS RLLY EARLY IN THE MORNING AND I WAS TIRED ITHOUGHT IT WAS CEREAL SO I POURED IT IN A BOWL AND ADDED MILK TO IT

Blyke: cereal is usually in a box tho not a bag-

Idito: and who tf likes their cereal all soggy??

Remi: I SAID I WAS TIRED

Soggy cheeto: I'm done with all of you.

Everything bagel enthusiast: u always say that but u never leave

Soggy cheeto: 🍴

Everything bagel enthusiast: 🥲🥲

Seraph8na: welp I'm tired

Seraph8na: wanna go cuddle John?? I can tell ur cuddle deprived

Idito: yes pls 😊💗

Everything bagel enthusiast: bet that's not the only thing they gonna be doing

Idito: Shut it.

Everything bagel enthusiast: yessir 🤐

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I'm slowly starting to exist again hehe

Have a great day/night! :D















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