Zenitsu: why didn't you tell me that demons could regenarate?!
Tanjiro: Well cause I wanted us to fail. :)
Zenitsu: ...
Tanjiro: OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T KNOW!
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Nezuko: In every group of friends theres the dumb one.
Tanjiro, Zenistu and Nezuko: *Glances at Inosuke*
Inosuke: *Notices* Fight me Monjiro!
Tanjiro: Not again! *running away*
Nezuko and Zenistu: *Glances at eachothers* *facepalms*
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*Hashiras in a car*
Tengen: We're busy driving in a-
Rengoku: Car!
Shinbou: Destination drug dealers-
Sanemi: Bar
Tokito: Pass the mic over to Giyu
Obanai: ...We forgot Giyu
Mitsuri: ...
Rengoku: ...
Shinbou: But we cant turn back we've gone to far
Tengen: We have to go back though
Mitsuri: We can't leave him
Rengoku: It was a good ryhme though
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Rengoku: What time do you get up?
Giyu: I usually around like... I don't know 8 or 9.
Tokito: AM or PM?
Giyu: AM... sometimes it's PM but,not not this week.
Rengoku: Why so early? You have something cool to do?
Tokito: mmm.. interisting.
Rengoku: You got like a girl or someone.
Giyu: No, I'm very alone usually... usually my sleep schedule gets destroyed and it just alternates every week.
Rengoku: *laughing loudly*
Tokito: *stuffiling his laughter*
Giyu: But training is ruining this for me. I have to like acutally-
Stop laughing at my lonelinees!
Rengoku + Tokito: *laughing hysterically*
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Tanjiro: let me see what you have Inosuke!
*Inosuke running away holding something.*
Inosuke: I have a knife!
Tanjiro: Inosuke no!
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Tanjiro: *arms crossed* Can you explain how you ended up with broken ribs?
Zenitsu: In my defence I was left unsupervised.
Tanjiro: Wait wasn't Rengoku with you? *glances at Rengoku*
Rengoku: In my defence I was also left unsupervised.
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Tanjiro: Zenistu can you pass me the salt?
Zenistu: Sure *Throws Tuskishima across the table*
Tanjiro: ... WHO THE F- *Tuskishima crashes into Tanjiro.*
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Modern AU
Zenitsu: I am gonna prank Tanjiro with this filter that makes you smile.
Zenitsu: *arm around Tanjiro's shoulders* Smile if you like me.
Tanjiro: *smiles*
Zenitsu: Shit I forgot the fitler...WAIT A SECOND! *blushes*
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Inosuke: *to Zenistu* I dare you to kiss the most attractive person here
Zenitsu: *looks at Nezuko* Hey Nezuko
Nezuko: *hums*
Zenitsu: Can you please move I am trying to get to Tanjiro.
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Giyu: *Just sitting there*
Iguro: oh my god...again A-FUCKING-gain
Sanemi: nothing's new nothing's changed same old shit
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Inosuke: I haven't bathed since last year
Zenitsu: That joke is supposed to be told on january 1st
Inosuke: What joke?
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Zenitsu: Man, It sure is dark in here!
Tanjiro: ...
Zenitsu: I'm not scared or anything
Tanjiro: ...
Zenitsu: I mean who is scared of the dark these days! Not me haha...
Tanjiro: Want me to hold your hand?
Zenitsu: Yes, please
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Muzan: You shouldn't have come here,boy. Why are you in my base?
Zenitsu: I was on my way to the kitchen, and I got lost.
Muzan: You ended up in a villian's secert hideout, while on your way to the kitchen?
Zenitsu: I never said I was smart.
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*Modern au*
Nezuko: I have to do everything in this household, don't I?
Nezuko: Onii-chan, are you free at 9 am tomorrow?
Tanjiro: Yes I am, why?
Nezuko: How about you, Zenitsu?
Zenitsu: Yeah I am free tomorrow.
Nezuko: *Hands on her hips* okay then you two go on a date, I'm sick of this mutual pinning.
Tanjiro: Okay.
Zenitsu: *Zenitsu.exe has crashed*
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Nico Di Angelo Oneshots
Short StoryRequest are open This oneshot book will include: Ships (Platonic and romanic) angst fluff Crossovers and some sensitive topics warnings will be at the top of each oneshot P.S most of the characters and artwork shown don't belongs to me unless stated...
