I'm In Love With A Human ( lumity) ( Editing)

chapter 36. the wedding

Amity's POV.
" Amity blight stop pacing!"
Paisley snarled, looking up from her book.
" I can't help it!"
I snapped, scowling at the dirty blonde.
Paisley rolled her eyes.
" Well knock it off,I'm trying to read this bloody bible before the wedding!"
" Why are you reading the Bible again?"
Kelly asked, slowly getting up from the stage.
" That's a great fucking question"
Paisley replied, tossing the said bible behind her.
" Paisley! Don't cruse In a church!"
Camellia snapped, suddenly appearing behind Paisley.
" My Church,my rules"
Paisley said, pointing at the large bulletin board by the podium.
Camellia rolled her eyes.
" I can't believe you own a church Paige"
Jake said, shanking his head.
" Well I'm trying to change my family's bad name remember? So why not become a Holly teacher?"
" And good with computers"
I added, eraning a smirk from Paisley.
" That too"
Paisley said.
" Oh Eda"
Camellia said.
" How's Luz doing? Is she okay?"
" Y-yeah is she okay?"
I asked, ignoring the smirk from Paisley.
Eda sighed.
" The kids fine. She's just worried that amity has left"
Luz thinks I left?
That kind hurts.
Why would Luz think I'd leave her on the most important day of our lives?
I wouldn't do that to my darling Luz!
" Eda,go show Lizzie this picture I took of Amity pacing about a minute ago"
Paisley told Eda, gently handing Eda her phone.
Eda nodded, dashing out of the room.
" Don't worry amity, you're weddings about to be saved!"
Paisley said, throwing am arm around my neck.
" I really hate you Paisley"

Meanwhile.
Eda's POV.
" Hey kid!"
I yelled, bursting into the room.
Luz jumped off the her stool.
" Did amity leave? Does she not want to marry me? Oh,what if amity found somebody better-way better than me?! Oh Eda just tell me the bad news!"
Yikes kid, that's a lot of emotion.
A little too much.
" Luz! Amity didn't leave! I have a photo to prove it!"
I yelled, holding out Paisley's phone to Luz.
Luz frowned, gently taking the phone from me.
After a second of silence,Luz smiled, handing Paisley's phone back to me.
" Feel better now kid?"
Luz smiled again.
" Yep! What was I thinking? Amity wouldn't leave me on our wedding night! She'd never do that!"
Thank God,Luz has calmed down.
It's rather important that I make sure Luz stays clam today.
Or else this wedding will go to hell.
" Eda? Hey,Eda are you okay? You keep spacing out"
Luz said, gently shanking me.
" Yeah I'm fine,what about you? Are you ready to get married?"
Luz nodded, grabbing her flowers.
" Let's do this!"

Amity's POV.
it's been exactly five minutes since Eda ran off to check on Luz.
Five long minutes.
Was Luz still getting ready?
Or did my human leave me?
No! Luz wouldn't do that!
We love eacher too much!
" Paisley! Stop cursing in the church!"
Luz's Mom snapped, wagging a finger at Paisley.
Paisley rolled her eyes.
" See that bulletin board?"
Paisley said, pointing at the said bulletin board.
" That has the rules of this church. MY CHURCH"
Camilla huffed, storming away.
" Pays!"
I whined.
Paisley winched at the use of the nickname.
" what? This is my church-"
Paisley was cut off by the loud organ music.
There,the large oak wood doors swong open,reviling Luz.
And damn was Luz looking sexy in that blue tux.
Yummy.
" There goes the Bride"
Paisley sang, making me throw her a quick death glare.
Once Luz got to the stage,and took my hands into her own.
" Ah,we are here today to marry these two gays"
Paisley said, smirking.
" If anyone dosen't wish to see these two marry, please speak up now,or keep your damn mouth shut"
Kelly,Jake, willow,Gus,lilly, Paisley,Eda,luz's Mom,and whoever else jokingly raised their hands.
" Wonderful! Nobody objects!"
I rolled my eyes.
( An hour later because the crew keeps distracting Paisley)
" Now,Luz do you take this lesbian to be your wife. Though sickness and health,and ect"
Luz smiled.
" I do"
Luz said, gently slipping the ring into my finger.
" So gay, anyway,amity do you take this bisexual to be your wife? Though sickness and help and all that?"
Paisley asked, eraning a glare from luz's Mom.
" I do"
I said, gently slipping the ring into Luz's finger.
Trying to keep myself from having a lesbian panic.
" Then by the power vested in me. You may now kiss the wife"
Finally!
With that,I grabbed luz by her jacket,and kissed her.
Happy to truely make Luz my human.
" Bloody hell amity!"
Paisley yelled, while Kelly howled with laughter.
" What? I'm just happy to kiss my wife!"
I snapped, pulling Luz closer to me.
Eda smirked.
" Enough of this! Let's party!"
( Nine hours later)
The last few hours had been crazy.
Paisley,Eda,Luz,and Kelly got chased around by a cop because they yelled at him for yelling at them.
That and because Paisley punched the cop for being homophobic. And for screaming at him " stick it to the man! Suck it asshole"
While everyone else just watched this happen.
Meanwhile, Sharon,ash, Lilly,my mother in law ( man do I love saying that!) Jake, willow,Gus, king and I were opening the gifts for Luz and I.
Since my dear wife was running away from a cop.
After that,we cut the cake and ate. That didn't really last long because Kelly started a food fight with Jake.
Ash,Eda, paisley,and Luz joining in later.
Then we all just danced the night away.
Enjoying the time with eacher.
This has definitely been a crazy ride.
And I'm definitely sure there will be crazier things in the future.
But hey,at least I got my friends, family and my wife to help me though those crazy times.

HOLLY CRAP. THIS BOOK IS ACTUALLY FINISHED.
IM ACTUALLY REALLY SAD.... I'll be right back.
( An hour of me crying in second block later)
Ok I'm back.
Honestly I'm really sad this book is ending.
After all the love and support it got.
Sure there were some negative comments and so on. ( Those have been deleted)
But hey,thank you all for the love in this book.
I've honestly been thinking about making a squeal to this book.
Only if you guys want it ofc.
Man,I'm really sad about not updating this book anymore.
But hey, it's been nice.
Once again thanks for all the support.
I couldn't be here right now without you guys 💜
Also,I read this chapter 50 times to make sure it's perfect. Feel loved