The Outsiders headcannons/gc/memes

59. headcannon/ the childs here 😟

* oh lordy lord it's show time the baby's coming

* jae'da the calmest mf like ayo my water broke😟

* tim loses his shit

* " WHERES THE FUCKIN DIPER BAG "

* " DONT STAND THERE YOU DIPSHITS GET THEM IN THE CAR "

* jae'da just looking at him like really mf😐

* darry being responsible calming timmy boy down

* angela getting all the shit together☝🏽

* johnny soothing jae'da bc lord here come the contractions

* " OH MY FUCKING GOD I FEEL LIKE A PUMPKINS COMING FROM MY PUSSY WTF "

* 5 mins later after all hell broke lose everyone including curly and angela are at the hospital

* they load out of the car and tim runs in the hospital like a mad man

* " AY I NEED A FUCKING DOCTOR THEYRE ABT TO PUSH A BABY OUT AND ILL BE DAMNED IF MY CHILD IS A CAR BABY HURRY THE FUCK UP "

* they don't have a room ready

* tim looses his shitx2

* " THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU DONT HAVE A ROOM "

* at this point tim has the dr by his collar ready to slice his neck open mean while jae'das like

* " stfu i'm not in labor yet and put that man down before you end up in jail "

* eventually a room is ready

* everyone surprisingly fits in there

* they realize they don't have a name for the baby

                            ( it's a girl )

* so sante goes " what abt Aaliyah "

* everyone looks at her

* they're like oh shi that's good

* so baby aaliyah

* twobits sad it's not named after him

* " I don't understand why we couldn't name her keeyah like keith 🙄 "

* tim being tim ofc goes " i'm not naming my child keeyah "

* dallys in the corner grumbling abt how he hates kids

* " man you're making a mistake that lil shits gonna ruin your lives "

* tims like 🤨 but he gets over it bc he's a ball of emotions rn

* you might be wondering wheres jae'da

* the mf passed out and has been sleeping since they got the room together

* but wait everybody almost pisses themselves when they hear a blood curdling scream

* we're in labor boys

* contractions are 10 mins apart atp and tims hand is abt to fall off from jae'da squeezing it

* dr kicks everyone out bc it's go time

* darry stays bc tim needs the emotional support

* so everyone in the waiting room just like 🧍🏽‍♀️

* the dr walks back in and oh baby it's time to push

* " FUCK YOU TIM YOU DID THIS TO ME "

* "  DAMN YOU AND THAT GOOD DICK "

* the doctor snickering at the comments being yelled at tim

* " ok just 3 more pushes she's crowning "

* " just breathe "

* " DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO TIM "

* darry takes tims place and holds jae'das hand bc lets be real tims not helping

* fast forward the child is out🤳🏽

* tim cuts the umbilical cord and he starts crying but he wipes the tears away when everyone comes in

* " wow i can't believe tim produced a child that isn't ugly good job " -marli

* " whos damn white baby is this " jae'da goes while just staring at the lil wet potato looking thing

* " yours your baby daddy is white duh " - santewante 😋

* " oh shi i forgot "

* anyway everyone gets to hold her and low and behold she clings to dally

* he's like you gotta be shitting me rn

* " this don't mean i like kids i hate em but this ones alr it's not crying ig "

* tim snatches her back after everyone holds her bc he's one overprotective mf

* jae'das like mf gimmie my child 🙄

* tim grumbling and irritated he has to share

* aaliyah looks over to see a pissed off tim

*she laughs at him

*everyone's like AWWWWHENRHS bc baby laughs are cute

*tims like 🙄 it be ya own blood smfh

*dallys lauging his ass off

* " ykw this kid is alr "

* uh i think that's all for this idk how child birth works so 🧍🏽‍♀️

welp there's that i hope y'all got the name reference from aaliyah the singer bc i love her🤳🏽 anyway see y'all next chapter- baby mama 💯🦍🥶‼️