the shït load of memes in my camera roll/the outsiders gcs i wrote for my friends
i'll try to keep updating constant 🕺🏽
bc i'm creative and shi i added headcannons ur welcome 🙄🤝
* so the gang ft angela amd curly babysitting aaliyah
* time skip let's pretend she's 8 months * ok so timmy and jae'da are gone they went out uh to so sum idk work wimmie
* anyways tim was hesitant asf bc he's overprotective
* mans gave a whole LIST i'm talking it hit the floor
* " don't fuck up or every single one of you will be missing a left thumb "
* " tim come the fuck on she's fine "
* jae'da had to drag him out the house
* anyways she's coloring with uncle johnny😋🤳🏽
* " the hell do we feed this thing " -steve
* twobit looks down at the plate of rib bones he devoured and goes
* " she can chew the bone "
* " she doesn't have teeth dumbass "
* darry dramatically sighed
* " she ate before they left she's fine for another two hours 🙄 "
* " oh thanks darry "
* you might be wondering wheres johnny and aaliyah
* covered in markers
* johnny's face is now blue pink and green and aaliyah is red purple and orange
* everyone's like 🧍🏽♀️
* " she wanted to give us makeovers "
* so angela takes aaliyah and tries to get the marker off but low and behold it's stained her face
* and johnny's so they're just gonna pretend they ate skittles and tasted the rainbow 😁
* " WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL " -santewante
* " STEVE DID YOU TAKE A SHIT WITHOUT FLUSHING AGAIN " -santewante
* " NO DIPSHIT " -steve yells back while glaring hard asf at two
* " WELL IT WASNT ME " - twobit
* " ITS THE BABY ASSFACES " - curly
* everyone turns to aaliyah and she's just like 🧍🏽♀️
* they're like
* " how tf do you change a diaper "- pony
* "idk man wtf do we do " - dally
* " uh should we call them " -marlo
* " ig lemme get my phone " twobit
* " heyyy yall 😋 wyd " - two
* " uh we're at a restaurant whats wrong "
* " nothing nothing just uh how do you change a diaper "
* " JESUS WE LEFT OUT CHILD WITH MFS WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO C- "
* " TIM STFU "
* " lord ok get the baby put her on the changing table and take the diaper off but have the new one ready bc you gotta move fast and get the wipes wipe her down good and put the new one under her butt the king side goes on her back and the flat side goes in the front and the straps should be coming from the back "
* they let angela do it bc she can actually listen to instructions
* " oh shit you did that "
* " who tf just said shit in front of my chil- "
* " timothy shepard one more word and you ain't getting nun 🤨 "
* timmy has been silenced
* anyway they thank jae'da bc #smartasf
* a good two hours later she's hungry
* shes also teething so #softfoods
* " uh darry what do we feed her " -marlo
* " there's baby food in the fridge "
* " thanks milk man "
* steves feeding her while making train noises bc he's steve
* " can she have cake 🧍🏽♀️ "
* " yea just not too much like a piece or two"
* abt an hour later they're all watching some kids show and yes i'm doing a time skip bc my brains running dry
* everyone fell asleep
* twobit steve curly and pony on the floor
* darry in his chair
* dally johnny angela and soda are on the couch
* where's aaliyah
* she's passed out on dallys chest
* jae'da and tim get back
* tims like
* wow she's in one piece
* " she's sleeping on dally that's scary " -jae'da
* " is her face fucking purple- "
* " and why is johnny blue "
* darry wakes up he's like
* " she wanted to give them makeovers and she was very creative 🎩🧐 "
* " oh- uh ok then 🧍🏽♀️ "
* that's all folks as always drop ur requests in the comments
* ily all
* mwah
here's a pic of one of my baby daddy's tho
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