nows my chance to be a [BIG SHOT] Undertale X male spamton reader

Dad!?

Y/n and frisk were walking around snowden when all of the sudden they hear someone speaking
???:[KROMER] Free [KROMER] here get it while its cold. I'm talkin' to you [swaeter].
Frisk:Us?
???:Yes i just need to see your [heart shaped objects] and the[KROMER] is yours for free from your [Number 1 rated salesman 1997] spamton g spamton

Enter battle

Spamton:Hey i've never seen [heart shaped object's] like that before my eyes are [Burning] like any [DVD MOVIE AT HALF PRICE]
Y/n:Ok we showed you our [heart shaped objects] so we get [KROMER] now. Right?
Spamton:Im a man of my word the [Hyperlink disabled] is yours
You won you earned:0 EXP and lost 1997 G
End battle
Spamton:My new shop will be open in the dump [Closed for repairs] and Y/n come alone.
Spamton:Untill then [Snowden.] [Basement.] [Find it.]