Eric: “Are you gonna be camping with us tonight?”
PAL: “Yeah.”
Xerox: “Don't get a headache this time.”
PAL: “Okay.”
Aaron: “What are we even gonna do out there?”
Katie: “Pull an all nighter?”
Dirk: “Well duh. What else are we gonna do? Go to bed on time at 10? "Ohp! It's 10:30! Better get to bed even though there are absolutely no adults out here!"? Plus also we're gonna get bored eventually.”
Jade: “We could bring our phones.”
Aaron: “Yeah but mine gets disabled.”
Xerox: “Then just get it a wheelchair.”
PAL: "-_-"
Dirk: “Just find out the password and un-disable it. I'll go hacker mode on it. It's probably something like 'KatieIsMyFavoriteChild123'.”
PAL: *laughing* “'UrAdopted69'.”
Aaron: *wheeze* —October 9, 2021
(For the next part, everyone is stuck in bumper to bumper traffic trying to get to a Halloween event)
Aaron: *swinging a flashlight around*
Mark: “AAUUUGGHH! STOP FLASHING THE LIGHT!”
PAL: “The only better thing you could've said was "stop flashing me".”
Mark: *WHEEZE* —October 9, 2021
“I'm gonna drown in a tub of snakes.” —Eric, October 9, 2021
“Ouhh.” —Dirk, October 9, 2021
Dirk, bored af: “I feel like.. mmmmm, eating children.”
Rick: “I feel like.. mmmm, stop complaining. If you don't stop, I'll give one of y'all to that man you said you saw walking around in the woods. Hey bud, ya want one‽” —October 9, 2021
Dirk: “What does the person who screams look like?”
Jade: “You.”
Katie: “She's just wrapped in toilet paper.”
Dirk: “Bruh she got TP'd by her elderly neighbors.” —October 9, 2021
Jade: “Ugghhh, I'm so bored. Uh.. look at those trees.”
Dirk: “Mmmm, those tree thighs... And how they jiggle in the wind.”
Jade: “Yeah, how do you think the trees— actually nevermind, I'm not gonna finish that sentence.”
Dirk: “No, do it.”
Jade: “...How do you think the trees made other trees?”
PAL: “Sus.” —October 9, 2021
Katie: “D-D-Do... Do you like Wendy's–?”
Dirk: “When Deez nuts are in your mouth. Ha, got 'em. Do you like trees?”
Jade: *shakes head*
Dirk: “TREES NUTS.”
Katie and Jade: *wheeze*
PAL: “You could make a Deez nuts joke out of anything. Grass.”
Katie: “What–”
PAL: “Grass Deez nuts! Grass nuts.” —October 9, 2021
“I want to burgle all your turds.” —Dirk, October 9, 2021
Aaron: “Look, we're at the front of the line!”
Mark: “Yay! We've been in the car for 3 hours!” —October 9, 2021
“Jeb, Jeb, Jeb, Jeb the shep.” —Deborahbot5000, October 9, 2021
Hanna for no reason at all: “Sniff the weiner!”
Dirk: “You should say that when someone comes up by your window.” —October 9, 2021
“SNIFF THE WEINER!!!” —Hanna, October 9, 2021
Rick: “I'm tellin' ya, Dirk, this is where we drop the bad kids off.”
Dirk: “Woah, calm down, Jamal.” —October 9, 2021
“Dude, this guy just likes to have really bright brake lights.” 🙄 —Rick, October 9, 2021
Jade: “Why are we here? Just to suffer?”
Hanna: “YES.” —October 9, 2021
Jade: “I have to pee and I'm scared!”
Dirk: “If they scare you, just pee on them.”
Jade: “I can't, my parts don't work like that!” —October 9, 2021
Dirk: “I'm shakin' like a stickbug in the wind. A simple breeze will knock me over.”
Hanna: “Are you shaking like Katie's butt earlier‽”
Dirk: “WHAT‽”
Hanna: “Yeah, we were playing earlier and she had to copy me so I shook my butt as a joke and she shook her butt!” —October 9, 2021
Mark: “Bro if someone touches me...” *smack*
Rick: “If someone touches you, you're gonna scream like a little girl.”
PAL: “That is CORRECT. Ahhh! Except it'll be a lot louder.” —October 9, 2021
Linda: “They had a lot more staff the last time we came here.”
Katie: “Maybe they quit?”
Rick: “Yeah, they quit because people wouldn't take their FOOT OFF THE BRAKE!” —October 9, 2021
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TMvTM Incorrect Quotes
Humorbasically irl quotes from my friends and family that I made TMvTM say for this book XD Also some of the dates of the quotes will skip around lol
