*𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘵 𝘉𝘰𝘺𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴*

☆(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ* How they flirt with you

Hehe picture above made by me on picsart))
Idea made by Hanksbruhmoment))

⚠DIRTY AND CRINGE THINGS AHEAD

🔫Hank🔫
He's very awkward when it comes to flirting
-"Uhhh hey babe do ya wanna go to... Uh.. Where do you wanna go?"
Your reply:
-"really Hank?, eh lets just go McDonald's"
-Alrighty

(Well at least he tried)

🍄Sanford🍄
He's very flirtatious
-"hey hun, you lookin kinda cute today"
-"Are you sure you're human? Cuz you're lookin like a damn goddess right now"

🚬Deimos🚬
This mf is a bit cringey when it comes to flirting
-"hey babe, I like your clothes, but they'll look better on the floor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Your response
-"Deimos, I'm pretty sure your d1ck would feel like a finger"
He got so butthurt he didn't talk to you for the next hour

🤡Tricky🤡
He can't actually flirt with you but he does give you compliments
-"pretty y/n!"
-"clown think y/n beautiful! :D"
-"clown give cookie to pretty y/n!"

🤠Sheriff🤠
He'll get random flirts off the internet
-"hey, hun I wish I was your mirror, so that I could look at you every morning"
Your response
-"Sheriff.. Hun.. Did you get that off the internet?"
-"..Yeah.."

📷Phobos📷
He doesn't flirt with you, he actually just cuddles and kisses you, even if he did flirt with you it'd be awkward and cringe

🌈🍬Skittles🌈🍬
-"Hey y/n! You're looking very cute today!"
-"hey y/n? Did anyone tell you how gorgeous you look today?"

💉2BD💉
-"hun, did anyone tell you how splendid you look today?"
-"you're such a beautiful sight to see"
-"hun yo-"
*Deimos gets thrown across the room*
Random grunt: B1TCH!
2BD: uhm..