🔫Hank🔫:
•This mf will find random sh1t and give them to you
•bottlecaps
•rocks
•a grunts head........🍄Sanford🍄
+he'll play with your hair like a doll
+he'll randomly pick you up like a doll, a pet, or a baby🚬Deimos🚬
×when you're not paying attention to him he'll legit throw himself on the ground and yell "ATTENTION!"
×attempts to pick you up
×dog whines
×cringe *ss dance moves🤡Tricky🤡
∆he's like a dog
∆Basically when he's done being outside he'll scratch, whine and grunt at the door, signaling for you to open it
∆but when you open it he acts like he didn't want to go inside🤠Sheriff🤠
*When you two are about to sleep, he has bed time conversations with you
*and when he does it it's like he rants or rants about how nice you are to him or just in general
*Like he sounds like Markliplier when he got his wisdom teeth removed
*"And I've never been tweated that nicely..!" "Go to sleep sheriff.."
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📷Phobos📷
~He randomly taps your forehead and jokes about how big it is
~"" sixhead "" "" shut up""🌈🍬Skittles🌈🍬
❥Rants about how Netflix never has that many good shows anymore
❥"I'm telling ya! They're so boring!"
❥Literally the only shows he watches on there are centaurworld and the magic school bus💉2BD💉
√Talks to himself
√"cmon gromit..! .. We forgot to hide the b0dy!.. There's no cheese n crackers in jail gromit..!"⭐ROMP.fla⭐
°Well whenever you're not home he wears you clothing, that's why some are ripped or stretched out
°"ROMP!? WHY ARE ALL MY SWEATERS RIPPED!?" ... "uhhh..."

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*𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘵 𝘉𝘰𝘺𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴*
Fanfiction:> I'm mentally not ok (THE ART IN THIS BOOK DOESN'T BELONG TO ME)