Talk (❤☁⛔)

Talk • Villains

Hitoshi sat on a pastel purple bean bag, which was stacked on the two seated couch. Bakugou did the same, but on a bright orange one. 

They were going to be touching on a subject that both of them had to deal with regularly. Villains.

"Welcome back guys" Bakugou introduced. Hitoshi gave a wave as he fixed his blanket, adjusting the cocoon-like wrapping style he did. It was a heated blanket.

"Today, we'll be talking about topics instead of doing something like... last time" Hitoshi shuddered. "My mouth still feels nasty and it's been days. But moving on from that, we're gonna be talking about our favorite topic"

Bakugou made jazz hands as he sarcastically announced. "Villains! Everyone's favorite topic" Hitoshi could practically feel the unconscious waves of anxiety that his boyfriend let out. Unwrapping himself, Hitoshi moved the blanket so that it covered the both of them.

"Obviously everyone's got their own opinions and theories, so we're gonna share ours. And our top secret thoughts of course!" Hitoshi said.

Bakugou shifted in his seat, pulling his legs closer to form a crossed legged position under the blanket. "So. Where're we starting?"

Hitoshi grinned, leaning over to pull a bucket with folded notes in it from the floor. "Thank you for asking, I have generously compiled a list if the important, most known villains and a few vigilantes for our convince. They are all in here"

"Oh fun. Who's picking first?"

"I will, since I have it here" Hitoshi pulled a slip of paper out of the bucket and opened it. "Overhaul"

Bakugou immediately scowled. "He is a fucking mistake of a person. I don't say that as a joke. He's an asshole who hurt a little girl to benefit himself. If I weren't trying to be a hero, I'd stuff him in the oven"

"Or force him to eat that soup... But yeah, to put it lightly, he doesn't have the best ideals. Hey 'Tsuki, did you hear what happened to him?"

"He fucking deserved it if you're talking about what the league did. That's gotta be the only thing I agree with them on"

"Honestly, same. But he was pretty strong as much as I hate to say it" Hitoshi shrugged. "I guess he was pretty smart too. If he'd been an actual member if society check could've been some sort of a doctor or whatever"

Bakugou laughed. "He could've been a– He could've been a plague doctor"

Hitoshi couldn't help the smile he gave. "He kinda was, but he was the plague. Here, you're turn to pick"

Bakugou reached over and shuffled his hand through before randomly picking a paper. "Of course, speak of the devil and he shall appear. Shigaraki"

"Your favorite villain" Hitoshi said, smirking when Bakugou shot him a look.

"He's not my favorite. I don't pick favorite villains. But, he's interesting. He has some hella twisted views, but he's got some insane motivation going for him. Plus he's strong as fuck. I guess he's kinda cool with his quirk and all. Imagine his quirk as a search and rescue hero..."

Hitoshi snorted, "I think all that classifies him as your favorite. You sound like him when he talks about 'Zawa"

"I do not! And how do you even know that?"

"Okay firstly, the media is somehow everywhere and secondly, 'Zawa talks about it"

Bakugou clicked his tongue and he smiled. Hitoshi pulled a paper slip out of the bowl.

"Oh! Magne"

"Absolute queen besides the villain part"

"Honestly though. I kinda wanna see her in lip gloss though"

"You just said 'though' twice. But yeah, lip gloss. The kind without the glitter. She doesn't need glitter to make her pretty"

"If we ever have to fight her... Or... Actually, if we ever see her in general, we gotta ask her about everything"

"Exactly" Bakugou agreed, nodding. "That aside, she's pretty strong. Not to Shigaraki or Dabi's level, but damn I can't wait to get to her level"

Hitoshi grinned as he pulled out a slip of paper. "So far, you've provided my point that you favor the league. Okay so next is... drumroll please... Oh, uh" He showed his boyfriend the slip of paper. The blonde gave a sharp inhale. 

"You okay talking about this one? We can skip it"

"I'm not gonna pussy out. We love some trauma in his house of horrors" Bakugou adjusted his positioning, pulling his black tee-shirt away from his neck even though it was already loose on him. 

"Okay? Uh, next up is the Sludge Villain. Fun times all around"

"Sure. Uh, I hate that fucker more than Overhaul. I'd rather spend the rest of my life doing fuckin' coke than see 'im again. And I do not approve of drugs"

"Okay but let's take a step back here. You were in middle school with no formal training and resisted the fuck out of this bitch. You can absolutely slaughter the booger pudding now"

"Hell yeah I can" Bakugou smiled. It was soft and full of complete trust and it had Hitoshi melting inside. 

"We're gonna end it here, we need time to recover from this. I'm 'Sou–

"And I'm 'Tsuki–"

"And we're signing off"

Bakugou leant over and pressed a button on their controller. The red light on the camera shut off. Hitoshi watched as the teen then shifted to curl into his side. 

"I talked for one minute about him and I can feel it. I'm drowning and I can't–" Bakugou's breath hitched violently. "One minute 'Toshi. One. I'm so weak"

"No you're not!" Hitoshi retorted, grabbing Bakugou's jaw to force them to make eye contact. "You're strong and yeah, you almost died. Almost because you're that strong. Anyone else would've died but you're a survivor. You're strong. A damn good hero, too. Got that?"

He received a nod and he nodded back. "Come'ere you touch-starved baby, we're watching Cinderella" 

Bakugou huffed. "It's always Disney"

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Rip the timeline lmao