Mom: When I was a kid, I played with sticks in the backyard!
Me: Well, another day is another invention!
Mom: Who needs the Internet anyways?
Me: *phone rings* OOH a text!
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When I was a Kid..
Mom: When I was a kid, I played with sticks in the backyard!
Me: Well, another day is another invention!
Mom: Who needs the Internet anyways?
Me: *phone rings* OOH a text!